Stanley Yelnats

Don't worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright.

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

Charlie Kirk won, forever.

His name will echo into eternity.

They didn’t kill him, they made him immortal.

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

The left couldn't debate Charlie Kirk.

So they shot him instead.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Why did a Sydney Sweeney Jeans Ad receive more outrage from the Left than a Ukrainian refugee losing her life on American soil?

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Jesus defeated death so you can live.

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Once again, a bullet has silenced the most eloquent truth teller of an era. My dear friend Charlie Kirk was our country's relentless and courageous crusader for free speech. We pray for Erika and the children. Charlie is already in paradise with the angels. We ask his prayers for our country.

[Stanley Yelnats @Stanley_JM3]

Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.

[Stanley Yelnats @Stanley_JM3]

Are you telling me pork pies and a bag of trout? #AtLeastSpeakEnglishEnglish

[Stanley Yelnats @Stanley_JM3]

I hope I last longer than Lil Wayne so he can spit nightmares of the bottom when I walk through the pearly gates @LilTunechi

[Stanley Yelnats @Stanley_JM3]

@Flurrayy Fucking aggravating

[Stanley Yelnats @Stanley_JM3]

Andy Cornell called they think you suck. And you’re gayer than Oscar. Boom roasted.

[Ross Tucker @RossTuckerNFL]

That's a pretty crazy stat.

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

A politician in the Philippines Reynaldo Dagsa photographs his own assassination.

[Brendan Walker @BWalkerNFL]

Carson Wentz trying to carry his trash team https://t.co/oiSpse9YwJ

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Whole Foods explained in one post.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

He’s @PFF’s highest-graded quarterback through four weeks.

He loves his family, his dogs, and hunting.

He’s our QB.

[Stanley Yelnats @Stanley_JM3]

After shitting in a public bathroom I always tell the next person in line “That wasn’t me” so they dont go back to their table and tell them about the absolue bomb that came out of my asshole.

[Stanley Yelnats @Stanley_JM3]

It must be national be a fucking asshole to your server day today

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

“Selfish”
“Uncompromising”
“Egotistical”
“Not a team guy”

[Stanley Yelnats @Stanley_JM3]

Thank you @kraftmacncheese for always being there for me when I come home drunk and I’m fucking starving #YouTheRealMVP #DrunkCookingAintSoHard #DaddyLovesYou #HappyNewYear

[Jordan Ireland @jor_nicole4]

Did my dog just pet my cat?? And did my cat just hug my dog??