The Stanley Parody

#427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard, creating tweets.

(Parody and not actually associated with TSP)

[The Stanley Parody @StanleysParody]

When Stanley came to a set of 2 open doors, he entered the door on his left.

[The Stanley Parody @StanleysParody]

This is Stanley, Employee #427, please like his post

[Ren Staraka @hugs2ren]

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What does this even mean? What? There are... babies on the way there? Like, on the floor? Why madness, though? Can't the babies pave another way? Why babies? Why? What?
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[The Stanley Parody @StanleysParody]

The path to madness is paved with babies.

[The Stanley Parody @StanleysParody]

Stanley is going to murder this child

[The Stanley Parody @StanleysParody]

Stanley reluctantly swallowed the spaghetti before quickly realizing his mistake and-

[The Stanley Parody @StanleysParody]

Stanley grabbed a fork from the hammerspace in his pocket, wrapped the pasta around it and then ate it.

Stanleys face reflexively scrunched up, the spaghetti was absolutely indescribably, paradoxically horrible.

Stanley gave a thumbs up contradictive of his face.

[The Stanley Parody @StanleysParody]

Stanley's hand shot up in the air as he exclaimed "Oh, me! I'll try it!"

[Snowball! (#FreePalestine) @STRONGESTSNOW]

*ℎ𝑒 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑*

[The Stanley Parody @StanleysParody]

Stanley reached towards it a-

What? No Stanley you cant just go the other direction, you're going to throw off the story even more!

This is the first interaction with someone else and this is what you do? Throw it all away and dart in the other direction?

[Snowball! (#FreePalestine) @STRONGESTSNOW]

“ 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑗𝑢𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟... 𝐼𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑤𝑖𝑝𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒'𝑠 𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚... ”

[The Stanley Parody @StanleysParody]

After his long winded explanation, he pointed to the object that the pink human was holding and asked what it is and what it can do.

[Snowball! (#FreePalestine) @STRONGESTSNOW]

“ 𝐼 𝑠𝑒𝑒... ”

[The Stanley Parody @StanleysParody]

Stanley retold every door he went through, every button he pressed and all the wrong decisions he made.

This went on for hours and hours, it was honestly impressing how much detail went into all his recounting of the story.

[Snowball! (#FreePalestine) @STRONGESTSNOW]

“ 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢... 𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑒𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒? ”

[The Stanley Parody @StanleysParody]

Evil Stanley be like:

I HATE pushing buttons. I do NOT have a voice in my head. ALL of my co-workers are here. I am NOT a parable made to teach lessons!

[GARFIELD (FINISHED) @RatioGarfield]

Evil Garfield be like:

Monday is my FAVORITE day. I love salads. I can't stay still for more than 5 seconds. I am not unknowingly an eldritch god. I am very active.

[The Stanley Parody @StanleysParody]

Stanley, now frozen in fear, stood there completely silent.

[Snowball! (#FreePalestine) @STRONGESTSNOW]

*ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑛𝑒𝑐𝑘 𝑠𝑛𝑎𝑝 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑*

[The Stanley Parody @StanleysParody]

Stanley walked right up to the pink human without any regard for his life and asked what they were doing.

[Snowball! (#FreePalestine) @STRONGESTSNOW]

//𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑎𝑖𝑡

*𝑃𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑆𝑡𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑝𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝑗𝑢𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑦 𝑤𝑎𝑠𝑛'𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑦𝑙𝑒... 𝑇𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑚...? *

[The Stanley Parody @StanleysParody]

@Piccolo23WT Stanley stepped up to the arena ready to fight the alien, knowing he had little to none chance of actually beating him.