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[Chris Stanford @Stannystan]

Looking for a FULL FESTIVAL DAY & NIGHT TICKETS 2026 ticket https://t.co/yPgq6Fdg3p

[Her_Nonymous_Diary @Her_Nonymous_D]

The first weekend I dropped the kids off at my in-laws' without my husband, something quietly shifted in how I saw family. As I prepared to leave, my father-in-law did what he’d always done for his son, he looked at me and said, “Let’s go fill up your tank.” I quickly told him I’d already done it on the way there, hoping to avoid the offer. He gently but firmly replied, “Never do that again.”

Since then, I’ve come to understand that…

[Chris Stanford @Stannystan]

@caughtoffside Genuine question should we base our team around a right backs creativity and play more defensive players elsewhere/nearby to compensate for his frailties

[Wᴇsᴛ Hᴀᴍ Sᴏᴄɪᴀʟ @WestHamSocial]

Me watching myself head to my first ever West Ham game.

Lifetime of punishment 😭

[GB News @GBNEWS]

'A very different vibe to last time I was here... It's starting to kick off.'

@PatrickChristys visits a warehouse in Northern France holding Sudanese men seemingly planning to enter the UK via the English Channel.

[Peter Boxtop @Peterboxtop]

Loved him in Emmerdale

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

It is interesting to note that while Labour ministers were telling us the government couldn’t afford £1.5billion for pensioners’ winter fuel allowance it was telling a court behind closed doors that it was allocating £7billion to resettle Afghans.

[Aston Villa Statto @AVFCStatto]

Looking forward to Arsenal's statement.

Classless club, everyone knew.

Played him every week.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Whenever I feel like life has dealt me a bad hand, I remind myself… at least I’m not Kate Beckinsale’s cat.

[Chris Stanford @Stannystan]

@NatWest_Help @belcascata @NatWest_Help online payments are not working either

[Chris Stanford @Stannystan]

West Ham Utd v Leicester City live | Fan Commentary & Interactive Watch ... https://t.co/2A0iov8gdP via @YouTube

[Chris Stanford @Stannystan]

@COYIronscom I’d rather give JLo time. However bad we’ve been I don’t think he’d take us down

[..S @18Dew78]

Absolutely sensational 😂😂😂😂

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

The older I get, the more it hits home to me that life peaked when I was sat at home on a Saturday morning watching James Richardson discuss the stories in La Gazzetta dello Sport with a coffee and cake on his table.

No bills, no stress. Perfection.

[Chris Stanford @Stannystan]

@TayWH5 And no replay from Sky Scouse

[ripx4nutmeg @ripx4nutmeg]

From BBC medical soap opera Doctors. A new doctor, Graham, has joined the surgery. He's ableist and clumsy about homosexuality. And if the viewer hasn't realised he's a bigot, he then reveals he doesn't care about a patient's 'they / them' pronouns, only on treating 'him'

[Chris Stanford @Stannystan]

@drsportsmedia @FlexUTD This guy obviously never heard Wenger moaning about Bolton back in the day

[Dalton Kates @Dalton_Kates]

As a fantasy football punishment my friend has to stay at a bar that opens at 6 AM and doesn’t close until 2 AM

For every drink he has during his stay, 30 minutes gets taken off the total time he can leave.

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