Staphylocaucus

Trouble and strife can cover this world like the dark of night. And when that happens, all good, true, and decent people know that it's time to volunteer.

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Switching things up but I'm still here
-SimpForSowell

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Heat advisory? More like heats advisory

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@emzanotti I would pay double whatever their ticket price is to see that

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@crochet_mom314

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@spikesguides Here's the rest of the post

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@spikesguides I got the whole thing

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@dovgvlad @4nt1p4tt3rn I genuinely have used mine a lot more than I expected, and I definitely don't use it according to the directions so that increases the utility lol

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Uhhh a flock camera where???

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"a Flock vice president logged into the Dunwoody PD’s Flock system and looked at a camera in the children’s gymnastics room of a private community center here in Dunwoody.

He did not look at any other cameras in the entire 400-camera network that day."

https://t.co/CwhLqOMwvz

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@wrensayschill If I ever run for office, you can GUARANTEE I will never mention anything that leaks from my body in an interview

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Hot take (because it's 97) there should be more renaissance faires in November to April

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@nothanksnopeyno You're totally right, some of them need to be tweaked so you can eat them more often 😂
Oooh that looks great, I'm putting it on my meal prep list!

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Scale of 1 to 10 - how unethical is it to ask my old neighbor to egg my house because the buyers are robbing me blind?

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@XpTa_Z @redheadranting I'm shocked to hear that!!!

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@nothanksnopeyno It really is a big difference, I totally understand why people don't like a slower small town and knowing absolutely everyone within a five mile radius

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@nothanksnopeyno @OulaPa A boring location wouldn't be bad for me but I hope you can find some friends to make it more interesting!
We have done a bunch of grilling out, gone to the lake a few times, it's been a good summer despite everything

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@nothanksnopeyno That's hilarious!
I genuinely would love any casserole recipes, I've been on a big casserole kick - ham tetrazzini and this pioneer woman stuffing casserole have been real hits, even though I halved the butter, left out the cream, and doubled the veggies
https://t.co/5NF5E9DAol

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@crochet_mom314 That scene always makes me cry too

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@forestvanslyke It's really unreasonable how much I like rolled ice cream

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@nothanksnopeyno Wow that must be quite the adjustment! I'm going to have the opposite adjustment because I grew up on a gravel road and now I'm moving to KC where there are millions of people!
Do you like it or do you miss the city?
Are you going to get chickens too?

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@nothanksnopeyno My parents are CONSTANTLY sending me his videos because I was in Michigan haha

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@XpTa_Z Me either! And when you like posts the vibration is very loud on my phone, not really a fan of the animation going back to the previous screen either