Cortney Pinard

Knitter. Crocheter. Spinster. Not a butcher. Could be a baker. Would like to be a candlestick maker. Also, I like bacon and animals. Separately.

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Twitter. Twitter Twitter Twitter. Twitter Twitter. Twitter.

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https://t.co/IzkXpLVh23

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Nerds could settle the Michael Jordan vs Lebron James debate. Have a computer analyze all the footage of both players and simulate a 1-on-1 game between the two. BOOM! #GOAT declared. By #STEM . That would be hilarious. And fascinating.
Make this happen, sportsball-loving nerds!

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Met with my endo
Need a rheumatologist
So many doctors

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@AtroeCious @AustinCthulhu @OGRolandRat @waterburns Mine means pink hair gave me something to be happy about while Cushing’s disease ruined my life.

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@refractslight Welcome back to the madness.

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@747Retired @trueblue_1975 @jk_rowling

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Exhausted again
I think from weight loss this time
And not from hormones

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Exhausted again
I think from weight loss this time
And not from hormones

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June 1st of last year
He took a car to the face
In front of our eyes

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She basks in the sun
Coming through the front window
My sweet Molly girl

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Waiting to be clean
And then to get some work done
Before the dentist

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An interesting day
I’m excessively sleepy
Despite lots of sleep

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Gonna see Top Gun
And gonna do some laundry
And hopefully work

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They took it back!
@facebookapp @Meta #facebook #fightthetyranny

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Facebook thinks I’m creating danger to an unknown future dead person and they must be protected. @facebookapp @Meta #Facebook #facebookalgorithm #algorithm

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Duolingo talks about Bruno. 🤭

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It’s amazing what you can afford when you’re completely irresponsible.

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@StephenAmell The tweet immediately below this in my feed is perfect!

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@zox @Teresa58243057 You could post it after-the-fact with a “here’s what you missed by not subscribing to the blog” post and still have the artist get some love without people who actually subscribe to the blog missing out on blog straps because non-subscribers get people to buy for them.