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We make very fair decisions. Oh also our trials are fake. Dark Forest DNI
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[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

Hey, we're Starclan! You should know that by now, IDIOT. This account is run by two separate cats, so don't expect us to be consistent.

Send in a prayer here! We will respond publically. Who knows? We may or may not grant your wish.
https://t.co/1CjLS8EDQ8

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

Starclan

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@P1nkm0ths Good idea

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

Of course! All he ever did was love too much, after all!

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

@camoucrimson 🤗

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"Hey Starclan it's me your favorite ginger (Firestar) can I have a gun" -> ofc bbg https://t.co/1CjLS8EDQ8

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

"Starclan, do you think it would be okay to slide my leader deathberries?" -> well, who's your leader? We can't answer the question without knowing who the leader is smh https://t.co/1CjLS8EDQ8

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

"can you put a thorn inside bayshine's nest because yes" -> sure! You'll go to hell though https://t.co/1CjLS8EDQ8

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

Real answer? We don't make the prophecies ourselves. When we receive them, they're just as confusing. When we say we can't tell you more, it's because we literally CANNOT. We don't know either.

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

You know you can just send in a message right

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

@ninefivetimes We should just start murdering people we don't like

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

We should start just killing people we don't like

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

@HalfMoonWC @Sharptoothcat 🤗

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

What is money

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

@Sharptoothcat I think you're onto something, sharptooth. Can you go kill @HalfMoonWC

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

This isn't a prayer

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

@tunnelguard1782 //dunno why it put the post on that reply setting but okay 😭😭

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

Haha, what a silly thing to say, jayfeather! You should be careful what you say though, spreading silly lies like that can cause . . . Unnecessary complications :)

[StarClan 🌟🪽💫 @StarClansParody]

Nope! Hope this helps 🤗

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