The Evil Queen Jafar

Zero chill because I'm a mother fucking dragon and a petticoated swashbuckler. Fragile like a bomb.

[💜🐨🐟🐱🐿️🐥🐻🐰 OUR BOYS ARE HOME @Yoonminology27]

”Jon’s got this Harry Potter moodiness that I can’t get behind. He’s exuding order of the Phoenix emoness” @StarFizzle

[The Evil Queen Jafar @StarFizzle]

@DeadEds27 Pavlov's disappointment, fool

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.@StarFizzle- *tells me how she woke up with Murder on her face*
Me- I wish I’d wake up with a cat on my face
Destiny- That sounds a little gay

[Antoni Porowski @antoni]

Not much to say except thank you @EllenPage.

[The Evil Queen Jafar @StarFizzle]

@HobbsAndShaw @DeadEds27 we gotta

[The Evil Queen Jafar @StarFizzle]

@roxiqt @DeadEds27

[The Evil Queen Jafar @StarFizzle]

@DeadEds27 @VideoViolet Dock. Dick dock. Dick dock... DICK DOCK DICK DOCK DICK DOCK

[Phil @ifyouwereafo]

i literally hate my roommate smh

[The Evil Queen Jafar @StarFizzle]

@lsb @tanfrance @DeadEds27 whaaaaaat is happening

[💜🐨🐟🐱🐿️🐥🐻🐰 OUR BOYS ARE HOME @Yoonminology27]

Me- I like to think that Pennywise’s human name is Peter
@StarFizzle- I like to think that you should shut the fuck up, clowns aren’t human

[The Evil Queen Jafar @StarFizzle]

@DeadEds27 Ew no. God, it was someone with huge bulging arms. I'm trying to remember what we were watching... I don't think it was anyone in assassination nation

[💜🐨🐟🐱🐿️🐥🐻🐰 OUR BOYS ARE HOME @Yoonminology27]

“Okay. Ruby Rose, Rihanna, and Awkwafina walk into a bar. What kind of lesbians are they?” @StarFizzle

[💜🐨🐟🐱🐿️🐥🐻🐰 OUR BOYS ARE HOME @Yoonminology27]

“With the right man...she’d still be a lesbian” @StarFizzle #TheFirstPurge

[💜🐨🐟🐱🐿️🐥🐻🐰 OUR BOYS ARE HOME @Yoonminology27]

“You’re John, and I’m Sherlock, because I have an undeniable need to go downtown in the middle of the night and you aren’t gonna stop me” @StarFizzle

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.@StarFizzle- BeneDIIIIICK
Me- SAAAAME
Destiny- Except not really. If he came to our house and said I’m gonna get naked let’s have sex! And I would be like *scared face*. However. If Katie McGrath came I’d be like can we go to your hotel? My room is a mess #PowderedSugarLesbians

[💜🐨🐟🐱🐿️🐥🐻🐰 OUR BOYS ARE HOME @Yoonminology27]

“When a guy whips his dick out you never know what’ll happen. It’s like when you get something you don’t want for Xmas. They pull down their pants and it’s always the wrong gift. Oh no! Maybe I’m not straight!” @StarFizzle #SheLongsForTheWhisperingEye

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.@StarFizzle- The sweater was soaked in cat pee
Me- It was wet??
Destiny- It was dry, it had been soaked at one point
Me- I guess it only counts in cat pee
Destiny- And horse grenades. What Destiny??

[💜🐨🐟🐱🐿️🐥🐻🐰 OUR BOYS ARE HOME @Yoonminology27]

.@StarFizzle- The gate won’t open!
Me- Just tap it a little
Both of us- this ain’t gonna feel like a love tap
#VenomIsAlwaysRelevant

[💜🐨🐟🐱🐿️🐥🐻🐰 OUR BOYS ARE HOME @Yoonminology27]

“You don’t like sleeping with other people because of the honking sounds. I mean. I am a human. With a human vagina. I am not a goose” @StarFizzle

[💜🐨🐟🐱🐿️🐥🐻🐰 OUR BOYS ARE HOME @Yoonminology27]

“He thought he was a vampire. But there was no thirst for blood. Only fish. The autobiography of a walrus” @StarFizzle