Chloe 🇨🇦

Hearing Mom • ND • Bi • Hobby Enthusiast • Newfoundlander living in the Prairies • Just trying my darnedest

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

“Not dishwasher safe.”

Me: Top shelf you go, little buddy. Do your best.

[Poker Perry @PokerPerry1]

people say cocaine is addictive but i’ve turned down cocaine multiple times. i don’t think i’ve ever turned down a chocolate chip cookie. something to think about.

[Chloe 🇨🇦 @StarMugg]

@EScrimshaw Not a thing in Newfoundland and Labrador.

[Chloe 🇨🇦 @StarMugg]

Incredible

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

please stop what you’re doing and watch this shit

[Chloe 🇨🇦 @StarMugg]

@donotdropthebby It really must not be an issue in Canada because I’ve been at restaurants in Montreal as a group of 24 and there was no issue with splitting the bills. lol Same with any other 10+ dinner I’ve been to my entire Canadian life🤷🏻‍♀️

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

100% of women agree that men did not need to be polled on their opinions about affordable birth control.

[Chloe 🇨🇦 @StarMugg]

🚨Welcome to dictatorship, America🚨

[John F. Kennedy Jnr Awakening @JohnfKennedy608]

Everyone needs to listen closely..

[alix @Allips]

if i had a billionaire husband and no prenup, i’d introduce him to the Chinese spy myself

[Chloe 🇨🇦 @StarMugg]

@trauma_kitty Is this why I feel like I can never find any clothes?! I just want the same sort of stuff I’ve always worn lol The last 8 years have been brutal for it.

[martín 🏹 @maarttin07]

perdón por mi opinion extremista pero me gustaria que todo el mundo tuviese 1 casa en vez de que hubiese gente con 20 y otras con ninguna

[Chloe 🇨🇦 @StarMugg]

Two major reasons:

1. Money gives them power, and they like having lots of both.

2. They did not learn how to cultivate relationships outside of the workplace and networking, work IS their social life.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i STILL DO NOT get the Boomer obsession with working. You’re 70 with a pension, investments, and three houses … why do you want to go to the office?

[Chloe 🇨🇦 @StarMugg]

I swear to god that I remember Russel Brand having SA allegations and charges back in like 2012. Like I remember it being the reason him and Katy split up.

I was genuinely confused when I heard of the new trial because I so vividly remember it happening already???

[Giɴ @Demeter_Erinia]

Some of y’all did not read encyclopedias for fun when you were a child, and it shows

[maybe danielle 💻🚛🇺🇸 @maybedanielleee]

I promise they told us camels hold water in their humps, and our blood is blue until it reaches oxygen.

[Araa @AB_RAYN26]

“Women talk more than men”

In a recent study it was found that when women talked 15% of the time (and men 85% of the time), men perceived it as equal participation. And when women talked 30% of the time, men perceived it as women dominating the discussion.

[Chloe 🇨🇦 @StarMugg]

A pack of toilet paper and paper towels should not cost $65. That’s insane. All of this is insane.

[Chloe 🇨🇦 @StarMugg]

@AlpineShowTime 🩷 The house hippo commercials were my favourite growing up. The house hippo has left footprints in our peanut butter and our Canadian hearts.

Your dad helped spark a lot of joy and imagination in a whole generation of Canadian kids. May he rest in peace.

[Oh Canaduh @CanaduhOh]

The House Hippo is back, Canada is healing 🦛

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

I’m perfectly fine with my child-free taxes contributing to your children’s education, meals, and healthcare. I’m also happy to help fund your mother’s cancer treatment and your cousin’s insulin. That’s what a functioning society should look like. You’re welcome.

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

Oh, hold up. Did you know the origin of the word *spinster* refers to a female who was so skilled at weaving that she was able to achieve financial independence all on her own??

I feel like this changes the entire plot. 😳