Adam Starodub

Come for one-liners about sports, music, and life.
Stay for the existential crisis.
@obvious_shirts wave catapult operator.

[Adam Starodub @StarORock]

Kevin Alcantara has good baseball instincts. That's the only explanation after he managed to score the tying run for the #Cubs last night with his view of home plate completely obscured. @WatchMarquee

[Adam Starodub @StarORock]

Let me go ooooooooon

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Shohei's tongue was perfectly in time with Blister in the Sun. 🎶

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Jose Caballero talked the umpire into calling a pitch clock violation, then got upset that the ump was discussing it with the catcher while he was hitting

[Adam Starodub @StarORock]

@iamcogs Moving down Bregman, Seiya, and Happ 1 spot but batting them consecutively still seems to have not fixed the problem.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Happy Pride 🌈

[Adam Starodub @StarORock]

@TheQumarZaman @Cubs @NBCSports Lol, what a stat.

[RhodesKotaEra @RhodesKotaEra]

If Liv Morgan wins the Queen Of The Ring tournament, she will face Liv Morgan at Summerslam.

Interest levels in Liv Morgan VS Liv Morgan?

#WWEClash #WWERaw

[Adam Starodub @StarORock]

Let's be honest, if Harry Caray was around for "Tarps Off," he would be asking when the ladies will start participating. #cubs #stlcards @jasonbenetti

[Adam Starodub @StarORock]

@iamcogs Ratio'd in real life ✅️
World learns you can't throw ✅️
Ejected by security ✅️

[Adam Starodub @StarORock]

@PitchingNinja Elite extension

[Adam Starodub @StarORock]

@iamcogs That wouldn't help either.

[Adam Starodub @StarORock]

@iamcogs Shota's velocity has been maintaining, which is good. I think the issue is location based, or hitters just know the plan he's executing and adjusting.

[Adam Starodub @StarORock]

@iamcogs Shota needs to be tweaked, too. Too many homers from both those guys. They'll get someone closer to the deadline. Hopefully better than Mike Soroka (who has actually been great this year for AZ).

[Adam Starodub @StarORock]

@iamcogs @ChiSoxFanMike It continues to amaze me how fans hate players who have fun. There's always limits to what is acceptable, but other than 1 incident with a fan who has seemingly been left off the hook themselves, PCA's flaw is dying his hair and having swagger in a sea of boring white guys?

[Adam Starodub @StarORock]

@obvious_shirts All the way in Saudi Arabia... amazing.

[Michael Cerami @Michael_Cerami]

PCA since April 14 (178 PAs)

.252/.360/.444 (131 wRC+)
10.7 BB%
24.2 K%
91.6 MPH average EV
11% barrel rate
52.3 hard%(!)

2.2 WAR (2nd in MLB, behind only Bobby Witt Jr.)

@barstoolWSD

You don't have to pretend anymore. It's a safe space. You can admit he's good.

[Adam Starodub @StarORock]

Solid sports night. I needed that.

[CapybaraTweetz IS AN ALLY! @Capybara2eetz]

it was CHAD FUCKING GABLE???

[Adam Starodub @StarORock]

@Kazeem Wrestling perfection.