Blair Waldorf.

❈ ∫ But beautiful mosaics are made of broken pieces... • #GossipGirl

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

@ProfusePeril You're no good alone when you're in that mood. So we'll share a drink, preferably non-alocholic and untouched by psychoactive drugs.

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

Maybe he's onto doing a sequel to his book, Inside, aka New York Times -worst- seller. Who knows?

What's important is he's out of our hair, /especially/ Serena's. https://t.co/1BNnWtWULW

[Chuck Bass. @UptownBastard]

Is he still alive or did he turn into a beggar on the streets of Brooklyn?

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

It's fun taking down a Humphrey on the daily. But someone pass me a sanitizer before I get whatever rampant disease is currently epidemic in that borough.

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

Looks like I hit a nerve.. Run along and call for your dad before he turns his back on you too. [[Waving dainty fingers in dismissal with a delicate yet taunting smile on my lips.]]

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

[[Leaning in with my petite fingers cradling his cheek, my lips mold with his in a kiss so delicious, I ache for more.]] What else?

[Chuck Bass. @UptownBastard]

[My hands slide against her hips, holding her close as I murmur.] Satisfaction.. [That is my only word as my eyes lazily roam over her features, bringing our lips to collide.]

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

Call it a desperate move to have a sense on what it's like to be cared for by someone on the other side of the bridge.

I had never felt more.. downgraded as a human being.

So color me grateful when I was woken up from that horrible nightmare by a kiss from my beast of a prince.

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

@ProfusePeril + on, let me -at least- help you. I've always known which shoes to pick for whatever Burberry and Dior dresses you decide to wear.

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

@ProfusePeril Wait— Serena! [[There's an uncontrollable smile on my lips that appears as I follow her. I've always been transparent with her. /Always/. But if I have to play nice just to see a golden smile on her face, I'd bite my tongue and save all the insults I have... for later.]] Come +

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

I'd say, especially with her track record of truly terrible exes.

Humphrey-Dumpty was an era I'm very pleased to be over. May it rest in peace.

[Chuck Bass. @UptownBastard]

Maybe you should put some sense into Serena, @StarOfTheatrics. Blonds lack judgement.

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

Compared to that mascara sticking like gum down your eyes? Right, I almost forgot you cannot even afford a waterproof one. Try selling one of your friend's mom's Valentino dresses, perhaps? Oh wait...

[Chuck Bass. @UptownBastard]

Your ‘please’ makes it more.. enticing. Besides, please or not, I’m touching what’s mine to fuck.

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

Tell me more. Like, what do I get for a constant purring in your ear?

[Chuck Bass. @UptownBastard]

Your ‘please’ makes it more.. enticing. Besides, please or not, I’m touching what’s mine to fuck.

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

[[Typical S. Always thinking whoever man she's with -is- the one. But I let her be. For now. I squeeze her elbows to show an ounce of my support and I smile.]] Fine. Just know that if he plans on getting revenge with whatever you pulled in Santorini, I'm only one call away.

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

Careful, Brooklynite, your jealousy is showing.

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

You just can't win on a bitch-battle with me, so save yourself the embarrassment and give up now before you dig your grave even deeper.

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

If there's a Serena van der Woodsen linked to my arm and a Chuck Bass kissing the back of my palm, who are to say no one likes me?

Try again, little J.

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

[[Revelling at the thought of annoying her in a spam of minutes.]] Because I already know why. Just as I know that class E designer bag of yours came from Walmart.

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

And yet you said, and I quote, "Everybody hates me."

Truthfully, I thought you'd get used to it by now.

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

I -am- speaking to Jenny /Humphrey/, aren't I? And well, it's just your daily dose of honesty that no friend of yours, considering you have any, would ever give you.

You're welcome.

[Blair Waldorf. @StarOfTheatrics]

@PredatorOfSouls [[Making a face, not knowing whether I should laugh at or question that.]] Is that a trick question? Because I could totally agree with the former, but the latter? Not at all.