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Is it weird to think that we need a 4 billion years old transparent liquid substance that came from 1000 giant boulders in space which crashed into a giant spherecal rock orbiting a giant radioactive burning ball in space to be able to survive?

#spacememes #astronomymemes #jokes

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30% of the class: Pluto! I mean, Jupiter!
20% of the class: Sun!
Teacher: *Reading* hm...
The entire class after asking me which planet has a red spot: JUPITER!!!!1!1!ONEONE
Teacher: NO! It's Mars!
Me and the entire class:

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Teacher: Okay class, we'll check your test, switch papers.
*Switches*
Teacher: Okay,
1. Which planet has a red spot?
A. Mars
B. Jupiter
C. Sun
D. Pluto
Me (thinking): Isn't Pluto a planet anymore? I mean, it is for me but-
40% of the class: Jupiter!
10% of the class: Mars!

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My mom is always saying my room and the entire house looks messy as hell while everything in the house looks this clean:

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the top and Player 2 went to the bottom, does that mean Player 2 will be ahead of Player 1 or will it be just like Dual Mode? If that is what happens, then 2.2 might be a lot more interesting...

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Wait, i just thought of something... So, there will be multiplayer mode (Challenge Mode) in GD, right? So, what if we put 2 paths in the level while in challenge mode and imagine the top path has a slow speed change and the bottom has a 3x speed change, what if Player 1 went to -

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Little Kid: OH SHIT! WHERE R'THEY AT-
Stranger: *Kidnaps* Perfect.

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Perfect

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"Hm... I wonder what music I should listen to..."
"Oh i know..."

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Where the fuck
Is 2.2?

Roses are dying
Violets aren't even blue
Everyone is quitting GD
Because of the wait for 2.2

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As you're reading this, there are probably millions of wars going on, thousands of people die and get born, billions of plastic get thrown at the ocean, millions of stars explode and get born, billions of planets form, and our universe is expanding faster than the speed of light.

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Can someone give me an advice on how to grind stars faster without beating any demons?

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Depressed person: "It's all my fault, isn't it...?
Positive person: "Don't worry about it! It's no ones fault! Everybody makes mistakes! :)
Gamer: "IT'S THE LAGS FAULT I THAT I DIED-"

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It scares me...

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I fear no man.
But that thing...

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Article 13 will take over tomorrow.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Where the fuck
Is 2.2

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I did it! >:D

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Me at 10pm: Okay, i'm just gonna post this twitter post and go to sleep...

Me 4 hours later (2am):

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