Enterprise HR

Account for Human Resources Department on the starship Enterprise, Cpt. James T. Kirk, run by Ensign Dilks.

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Live long and prosper.

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Cobb drew "offensive" cartoon about Klingons. In response, they forced us into a black hole. Took 1 minute to escape. Wait, what day is it?

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I should know this, but is it insensitive that the redshirts play the natives in our annual Thanksgiving play?

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For some reason, the cranberry sauce comes out of the replicator in the shape of a tin can.

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Just got a three-word letter of recommendation regarding a potential promotion for a red shirt: "Not dead yet."

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I wish I was on this Enterprise:

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I miss babies.

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My bunkmate just discovered 21st century pop music. Kill me.

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Regulation uniforms create "trouser sacks" at the boot. It is against regulation to store snacks in these sacks. ***cough*** Scotty.

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Chekov's gun- an early item becomes really significant later. Chekov's hair- a combover introduced early becomes really noticeable later.

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Setting your phaser to stun and shooting someone with series of Morse code dots and dashes is not a effective means of communication.

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Tried to get the replicator to make a McRib, it said "unknown substance" and then exploded.

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I didn't believe it until I got here, but there actually is a lot of lens flare in space.

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Spock always hands out Sudoku puzzles for Halloween. Still better than the vitamins McCoy gives out.

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Dear Blue and Yellow shirts: do not dress as redshirts for Halloween. You will die.

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Dear Redshirts: do not beam down to the planet for trick or treating. You will die.

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For Halloween, I'm dressing up as a Klingon. Pretty easy, just shoe polish and a sash. It's not like they have ridged foreheads or anything.

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Remember when scientists couldn't decide whether Pluto was a planet or not? Stupid scientists.

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Do not use your phaser to call your mom.

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Let's lay in the observation deck, turn out the lights, and watch the stars whiz by while Spock plays something crazy on his Vulcan harp.