Dib Fortuna

I’m Bib Fortuna’s more handsome (and single) brother, Dib. I have all the best Star Wars facts from the inside. Don’t trust any others. Don’t question me.

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@iUsedToBeADuck https://t.co/arspR5Qn1U

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@ridleygaga Bored now. Don’t talk to me.

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@ridleygaga I only took the role in Star Wars to kill Max von Sydow. I’m currently on a mission in Peru to hunt condors for an Eastern European potentate. All of my toes are fake. My teeth are made of pure spermwhale ivory. I own the rights to November Rain.

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@ridleyjamesss Finally, the truth.

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@KTMRIDLEY Nah. I’m bored of this now. Turns out I lied. I’m really Dib Fortuna, Bib’s better looking brother. #starwarsfacts

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@KTMRIDLEY Why? #starwarsfacts ps: Darth Vader smelled like cheap pvc.

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@KTMRIDLEY Too bad. #starwarsfacts

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@DonaldJTrumpJr You realise the president can do press conferences at any time? Twitter is a private company, not a governmental platform.

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@realDonaldTrump The color of his face compared to the color of his hands. I was hypnotised.

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@Emberflux I’m just annoying😀

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@Emberflux Yep.

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@jalregurgitated What about: cool, jazz, soul, funky, hip, threads, chill, chill out, tote, dig it? I understand and agree with the sentiment, the problem is that so many AAVE words are so useable and amazing. (I cannot argue with the first one though, that is a hard and fast rule).

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@5984986 @DeadlyCuteness1 @muadiddy @zaynflamesz Interestingly ‘cool’ and ‘not cool’ also come from AAVE!

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@StarWarsShill @MetalSonic_Real And don’t forget Caravan of Courage and Battle for Endor.