Star Wars Joke-A-Day

Laugh it up, fuzzball. (I also tweet as @stoogey.)

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In memory of the great Christopher Lee. #RIP

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Happy National Donut Day!

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What did the Jedi say to the sheep?

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@NoahWolfe next year!

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Which Imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?

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What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?

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What did the Jedi Council do on Thanksgiving?

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Where did A'Sharad Hett buy his furniture?
(Thanks to @ericgeller for this one!)

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Did you hear about the fast food chain started by Ewoks?

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What was General Grievous' favorite band?

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Which holiday did they celebrate on Utapau?

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@MasterAndrew15 Money comes, money goes, but youth is a one-time-only sorta deal. Go while ya have no (or at least fewer) responsibilities.

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Why did C-3PO lose his tennis match?

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Why did Darth Vader go to Guitar Center?

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Why did @HamillHimself go camping?

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Who's the most popular actress on all of Geonosis?

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Which Rebel pilot became an anesthesiologist?

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Limerick Friday!

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What do you call a barn filled with droids?

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How did Darth Vader know when Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting a haircut?