StarWarsAlienMilkCow

“Jump the shark” is now “Milk the alien”. I’m #RuinJohnson’s not so secret fetish. Glerp. #NotMyLuke #nostarwarsmerch #TheLastJediAwful #boycottsolo Derp!

[StarWarsAlienMilkCow @StarWarsMilkCow]

Derps! For #starwars future. #BoycottSolo #boycottStarWars #boycottlastjedi and kick @disney / @RobertIger in the bank account. #FireKathleenKennedy & #FireRianJohnson. Please RT Plerp!

[StarWarsAlienMilkCow @StarWarsMilkCow]

@FrayJoker @Cyclone9650 @rianjohnsn

[StarWarsAlienMilkCow @StarWarsMilkCow]

Hey fuckhead millennial hipster derps! Just because you feel like movies are only interesting when hero’s are more depressed then you, doesn’t mean people who aren’t stuck living off Mom and Dad’s money, should accept shit movies. Enjoy mooching and being depressed. Get a job.

[StarWarsAlienMilkCow @StarWarsMilkCow]

@FrayJoker @Cyclone9650 @rianjohnsn

[StarWarsAlienMilkCow @StarWarsMilkCow]

@Not_memed @Cyclone9650 @rianjohnsn Because a hipster (@rianjohnson ) and a feminist, purposely ruined Star Wars. Why are you a clueless derp and asking?

[StarWarsAlienMilkCow @StarWarsMilkCow]

@FrayJoker @Cyclone9650 @rianjohnsn Hipster. Star Wars was cool before you were born.

[StarWarsAlienMilkCow @StarWarsMilkCow]

Derp. Truth! https://t.co/mETGG746DV

[The Owner @MichaelKeithBu2]

@StarWarsMilkCow @AfterLastJedi @rianjohnson That's just the thing about sci-fi if the critics like it it is always crap. When the critics hate it, yes now you have a good movie.

[StarWarsAlienMilkCow @StarWarsMilkCow]

@_allthestarwars Derp. April fools.

[Troy Thirdgill @troythirdgill]

@EnnieArdi @AfterLastJedi With all the shills with praise reviews, if it wasn’t for Twitter, I would have thought I was alone in despising that 💩-ty movie!

[StarWarsAlienMilkCow @StarWarsMilkCow]

@jimmyq @WaltDisneyWorld @starwars @Disney @rianjohnson I would buy this. Crowdfund this derp.

[Dan Solo (Testo/Sterone)😉 @Hollywood_Solo]

What those shirts realy mean #lastjediawful #FireKathleenKennedy #ruinjohnson #notmyluke #notmystarwars #starwas #theforcehasnogender

[Lite @STARDIS_R]

#StarWars #thelastjediawful #NotMyLuke #boicotsolo #MSWGA #Notmystarwars #ruinjohnson #firekathleenkennedy #Notmyfeminism 🤨

[Jar Jar (Not) ̶A̶b̶r̶a̶m̶s̶ @JarJarAbramss]

Rian Johnson publicly apologized to Mark Hamill, George Lucas and Star Wars fans for ruining Luke Skywalker. He also agreed to perform Seppuku.
#AprilsFools

[Jar Jar (Not) ̶A̶b̶r̶a̶m̶s̶ @JarJarAbramss]

Rian Johnson is implying in this scene that Luke spent decades guarding sacred books he didn't even bother reading. #thelastjediawful #NotMyLuke

[StarWarsAlienMilkCow @StarWarsMilkCow]

Sinking ship @rianjohnson #notbots

[Ruben in Arizona @RUBENinAZ]

@StarWarsMilkCow @DisneySprings LOL, I seen a full rack of unsold #thelastjediawful DVDs at Walmart also? "Derp"