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They may not be the droids you are looking for, but they might be the slightly amusing Star Wars tweets...

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@starwars We don’t talk about what happened on Cato Neimoidia.

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I don’t like #starwars puns. They feel very forced.

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A friend of mine decided to get a tattoo on his face of his favourite #StarWars character.
You should have seen the Luke on his face when it was finished.

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@JPPMarsh Sorry to hear to hear that John. The last few years have been tough on so many people whether it be relationships, careers and health.
All you can do is pick yourself up, dust yourself off and learn from your experiences.
It will get better, just takes time to heal old wounds!

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@JPPMarsh I know right! It certainly has been interesting times for sure. It is good to see you’re still the same old John - even if you are reading way too Heidegger!! 😂😂

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@JPPMarsh It sure is, you’re old pal from the RebellionPR & JediOrderPR days!
I’ve returned to bring balance to the force of your troubled psyche.
It has been 3.5 years in exile my friend!
You did say you missed the old days when your timeline was only people you followed!
So I’m back!

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@JPPMarsh And before you ask; yes it is me and I am back after slumming it on Dagobah for the last 3 years with some mystical swamp goblin.

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@JPPMarsh I can’t pray for your organs (but can for Organa’s), however I can perform the old Jedi Mind Trick 👋🏻 so you blissfully forget that your liver is about to explode like a Death Star in 3 days time.
Will this suffice?

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This just in:
#Disney is considering a new tv series for its streaming platform #DisneyPlus.
Billed as a exciting crossover between #StarWars and #backtothefuture and will be called
“The ManDeLorean”.

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@Nien_Nunb That rocks! 🙄🤘🏻😂

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My son, Luke, loves the fact that I named my kids after #starwars characters.
His brothers, Chewie and Jabba, not so much.

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@Nien_Nunb So, comfortably Nunb then?! 😂

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@MentorSkywalker Try not. Do or do not. There is no try!
🙄

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If you think about it, Luke Skywalker single handedly defeated the Empire.
#starwars #StarWars

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It’s best not to pay too much attention when a storm trooper tells you that he misses you.

He misses everyone.
#starwars #StarWars #stormtroopers

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@Persian_Slipper Absolutely!! 😬

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It is said Droid Engineers and mechanics are never lonely because they are always making new friends.
#starwars #StarWars

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@Keith_Hosman 😂😂😂

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Well, that was some Twitter break wasn’t it? I only popped out for for a loaf of bread and some blue milk but the outer rim is 3 light years away when you a defective power coupling and no Astromech droid to hand!
#starwars

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@thelochok But oh boy will you hear her roar when she lands! 😂😂

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NASA has announced #KatyPerry will be landing on the moon as soon as she’s finished appearing at the #CoronationConcert. #