HEY GUYS we got this menacing and also threatening message from the CEO of Video Games so no one tell him about the tour that starts in like 3 weeks ok? OKAY.
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!! DJ Commander Meouch will be JOINING US for “Starbomb: Probably The Only Tour Ever”!!!!! He’s the PERFECT DJ because when he drops a beat, he always lands on his feet! GET TIX.
@CommanderMeouch
SEATTLE!!!! We moved September’s show to @showboxpresents so we can release MORE TICKETS! If you didn’t grab them before it sold out, NOW IS YOUR CHANCE.
“Starbomb: Probably The Only Tour Ever” is shaping up to be INCREDIBLE because SO MANY OF YOU ARE COMING!! If you haven’t gotten a ticket yet MAKE SURE YOU DO.
Tickets are ON SALE NOW!! See our FIRST TOUR IN HISTORY at "Starbomb: Probably The Only Tour Ever”!!! Did we mention we’re bringing along @ERBofHistory and @ScoochieBoochie? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???