Starbucks Probs

The Prince of Starbucks

[Andrew Tomasello @AndrewTomasello]

It's the season premiere of @nbcsnl tonight!!! I love this show more than @Starbucks #SNL #THEBEST

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If you give a bitch a margarita she's gonna want a snack

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Monday got me like:

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Everyone get out of my way

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Nope snow is a hard limit of mine. When does that Starbucks delivery start? #starbucksproblems #neverleavingbed

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Bitch get out of my way it's Wednesday and I need my coffee #starbucksproblems

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If you haven't had the Tiramisu latte yet you're doing life wrong #amazing #starbucksprobs

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Drinking iced coffee even though it's freezing and raining

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It's back people! BOGO HOLIDAY DRINKS from 2-5 this week! It truly is the most wonderful time of the year!

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People need to get the fuck out of my way and stop being so cheery. No talking before 10am please #ineedcoffee #mondays

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@Starbucks welcome to the snapchat club

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Aaaand... we're on Snapchat! Add us: starbucks http://t.co/bcFQobd5ll

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Holiday cups are back!!!

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It's acceptable to have a PSL today only because it's Halloween #starbucksproblems #whitegirl

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Give me a shot of caffeine instead of a flu shot #desperate #HumpDay

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They should be ashamed of themselves. It's all the same Love
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Turn down for Starbucks

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When bitches are rude to baristas<< < never come back and save the money for that facelift you'll inevitable get #doless

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If I hear another freshmen order a "medium" I will scream #itsagrande

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Starting an IV of coffee to bring me back to life from this weekend #starbucksproblems