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I never won anything

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@sausageking_af @TheAtlantic @NicholasFlorko Canadian here. You have it backward; If you really need heart surgery, you get in almost immediately and it's free. But if you break your finger, it will take you 14 hours to finally see a doctor. And yes, that will also be free.

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@JFreshHockey I agree, they shouldn't spend any money on any players and just ice a 7-person team so they can avoid possibly getting into cap trouble down the road.

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@golfweek Cool.

Who?

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@KeeganMatheson pretty decent haiku.

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@StCatStandard Wow. These teens need to moisturize or something. They lookin' O.L.D.

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@golfweek Hats off to the happy couple.

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@drewmagary The Jaguars' Why Your Team Sucks was perhaps the funniest thing you've written, which is saying something. Bravo.

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@bnicholsonsmith Bo for Ohtani?

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@AndyCole1984 heaps of oxygen. So ya, liveable...

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@NoLayingUp did you see this charity that’s donating a tampon for every stroke Tiger takes this week? https://t.co/qNBhzHQNS4

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@DoerflerJared @readperfectputt I wish he killed fewer elephants for sport

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@joe_dante @renfieldprods How unfortunate for the Knapps.

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@joe_portsmouth Copy

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@danriccio_ Hope you don't get The Fist

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@AndyCole1984 "Load management"

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@FrankieBorrelli

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@dafoolio1 @CNN This particular tragedy happened in Canada, tho?

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@uSTADIUMFantasy Dobbins of Jones Jr. 0.5 PPR

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@vancitysportswx I’m beginning to think that Martin ain’t it.

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@danriccio_ I still just live bet the Sabres moneyline @ +330