Christopher West

Bemused by life. Entranced by words. Inspired by awful humor.

[Christopher West @StardustAndEgo]

@IsKruegerBack

[Christopher West @StardustAndEgo]

@HowToBen @kmdonyt Caught a guy hiding behind a rock trying to get the taunt achievement, as soon as his portrait blipped I went full steam on him lol

[Ipwnkyle @ipwnkyle]

@CoveredGeekly John Connor looking like a fat Norman Reedus

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@GiFShitpost Here you go, you freaks

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@yegwave This isn’t your photo, why are you watermarking it

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@AlisonTong9

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@alexadoingstuff

[Robert California @ChefWeeeee]

@crusade_enjoyer What kind of history

[Rick Stickerman @ricky_stickers]

If your wedding has one of those phones where you can “leave a voicemail for the couple”, I will be playing the entirety of one of the flight 93 9/11 voicemails for it. That is a fact.

[Christopher West @StardustAndEgo]

@AThrillosopher @KyokoU4810 I thought it was a nod to Hardware or any generic killer machine movie, but I’ve never heard of Blades and omg that is on my watchlist now, that looks hilarious 🫡

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@MisterJelliott @KyokoU4810 “Kevin” I heard from an interview (I think?) that it was a nod to the villain, Kevin, from Sin City

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@R4ZEL1GHT I was gonna say, “wow this really reminds me of that old Land Of The Dead game” and… it appears that’s because it is.

Absolute Kino

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@BaysideBebop I found a survivor hiding beside I hook I was about to use, I went to lunge attack them as soon as I hooked and my camera swung sideways to auto-aim hit the survivor on hook, and the crouched survivor ran off like a bunny and got away. Was legit pissed

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@CineplexMovies For Joan Baez!

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@junker_jo How is she using “folx” in 2020, and then becoming an absolute bigot using the non-inclusive “folks” in 2022. Francesca Hong has LOST MY SUPPORT 😡

[Christopher West @StardustAndEgo]

@DunesOfJupiter @akafaceUS Cars where I am need to be moved after 48 hours or it can be ticketed/towed as abandoned. It’s not enforced, but if a house reports or complains by-law can dildo you.

[Christopher West @StardustAndEgo]

@kiwiboo_1

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

one time when i was young i came home & showed my mom that i got a tattoo & she went in her room, locked the door & used a oujai board to summon the ghosts of our family’s ancestors so that she could try to figure out why i was such a terrible son.

[Christopher West @StardustAndEgo]

@ConRayArt Someone made a game based on that cathedral painting, and the pieces were all based on his works.

[paige @BonerWizard]

All the raccoons love Jimothy. That’s their Danny DeVito.