Ahura Mazda

Marathi

[Bruħħħ @0xbruhhh]

Crude oil down 40%, to 70s from 120$.
Yet no change in price for E20 gannafied petrol.
Chudkari & co. is straight up looting us.

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

This is what happens when you ban eggs in mid-day meals.

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

@KartiPC @NTA_Exams You should also shut down all the shopping malls since there might be a theft in one of them. And close the roads because I heard someone was speeding.

[Ahura Mazda @StardustChaser1]

@AshutoshSarode8 @IGiveGyaaan @narendramodi Lol 🤣

[Ahura Mazda @StardustChaser1]

@religiou_stoner @narendramodi He is a SPG guy

[MrsG @Marvellous_MrsG]

हमारा वाला गोरों से भी ज़्यादा गोरा लग रहा है 🙄

[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

12 years of teleprompter. The longest-serving teleprompter, with occasional glitches. From east to west, it travelled the world.

[Veena Jain @Vtxt21]

As expected, Slovakia gave one award to Modi

It seems, our Foreign Ministry's job is not to form and implement a strong foreign policy, but somehow arrange some random medals to Modi, so that it can used for PR in India to fool andh bhakts 😭

[Ahura Mazda @StardustChaser1]

🤣🤣🤣

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The wealthiest people in the world (updated)

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The wealthiest people in the world (updated)

[Pavel Durov @durov]

India’s IT ministry banned Telegram for one week because some users shared leaked exam questions.

This punishes 150M+ ordinary Telegram users in India — not the insiders who leaked the exam materials.

And the ban hasn't stopped anything. The leaks just moved to other apps.

[RT @RT_com]

When you are that rich, you can speak that low — Trump on UAE's Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed al Nahyan

'I was just wondering, can anybody hear that?'

'But when you're so rich, you have such confidence that you don't have to do any strain to the voice'

[Veena Jain @Vtxt21]

Why Govt is not saying, how much profit oil companies are making now daily?

When are you going to reduce the prices?

[Ahura Mazda @StardustChaser1]

@rex283377216479 @Rakesh_d_c @_SSRajawat Teri maa ki chu* me aur boo*s pe rasmalai dalke chatunga 😋

[Ahura Mazda @StardustChaser1]

@MisalRaj_ @REDBOXINDIA 🤣
Lol

[Ahura Mazda @StardustChaser1]

@securocrat Wow
Pakistan? Pakistan needs permission from IMF for economic activities 😭

[Ahura Mazda @StardustChaser1]

@rex283377216479 @Rakesh_d_c @_SSRajawat Mai teri mardunga
rund! Ke bachhe

[Vinay Kumar Dokania @VinayDokania]

Gadkari ka juice bada gilas 115 Rs Liter

[Ahura Mazda @StardustChaser1]

@Patriotkpgn @ConflictTR Then US will fuc* you

[Ahura Mazda @StardustChaser1]

@ogzhnkrmn @Restitutor29425 @Kenancamurcu Let's begun the game 😆