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@TalkingShit24_7

[mordecai @Starfish__3]

@peopleihate13 @TalkingShit24_7 who are we talking about? Suicidal stripped?

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Bellatrix is sexy. I'd hit.

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@peopleihate13

[mordecai @Starfish__3]

I got 10 on Shane.

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Aww shit, what the fuck happened? @peopleihate13 @TalkingShit24_7

[mordecai @Starfish__3]

“@porn_rockstar69: Ill take the right one #music in the air” @peopleihate13

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But really though, this bitch is gonna get raped.

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@peopleihate13 can I have a cigarette

[mordecai @Starfish__3]

Y'all some cousin fuckers. Gross.

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I swear the first time I met her they said that. And i was soberish then

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Isn't the b on the floor Justin's cousin?

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Is he balding?

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What the fuck is on marks head?

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The only trophy you would win is the most diseased vagina. #trophywife

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@TalkingShit24_7 oh, wait yeah. Nvm

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@TalkingShit24_7 I thought Amy fucked blue...

[mordecai @Starfish__3]

@TalkingShit24_7 isn't that Eric's girlfriend? But if not, yeah, she is.

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Hey guys, I just queefed while fucking my boyfriend who won't actually date me because I'm a stripper.

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It's just the steroids. It's not his fault. #ShitStrippersSay