Kyra

Pocket-sized bundle of sarcasm, disdain for humanity and nerdy quotes.

Working hard so my cats can have a better life.

And to afford a GPU.

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

@ArtsReferences Are you by chance having technical issues with your databases? I'm having problems accessing your services, and I'm wondering if the problem is on my end or yours.

[Space D0lphin @spaced0lphin]

You can see the video I made on this subject on YT.
https://t.co/pRGoYb5bYk

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

@spaced0lphin Such a great idea that I’m now gonna kill you sir, to prevent another idea from risking to ever top that one.

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

@spaced0lphin He’s trying to help you, you see- blaster holes mean more light shines through, leading to faster enlightenment!

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

@PuddleJumping DM me here, and I’ll explain everything! I can’t send you direct messages here

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

@PuddleJumping hey! Are you by chance participating in the ShepardSummer 2022 Ao3 exchange? I am reorganizing the reveal of the gifts since the original mod went MIA and I’m trying to contact the original participants. I apologize if you’re not the person I’m looking for.

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

@VodafoneIT Vi ho scritto in chat.

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

@VodafoneIT Da qualche giorno rete fissa Vodafone ha grossi problemi sul cremonese. Il 190 e l'assistente Tobi ripetono che 'i tecnici sono al lavoro per risolvere la situazione con la massima priorità'. Che tempi di attesa devo aspettarmi per avere di nuovo servizio funzionante?

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

Thank you @VodafoneIT for making me feel like I'm reliving my childhood.

Specifically, the current '64k dial-up quality' internet speed really makes the memories stream.

Which is good, cause with this network I can't stream anything else.

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

I'm honestly surprised no republican dumbfuck has proposed arming fetuses with guns yet.

#RoeVsWade

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

Since apparently the world's embracing the 'do it cause some dead fuck did this a few centuries ago' mindset, why don't we uninvent the wheel, undiscover fire, and go back to living in caves and hitting rocks with sticks now that we're at it.
It's easier and quicker.
#RoeVWade

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

Fuck those specific six people, I hope their hemorrhoids grow tastebuds.

#RoeVWade

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

The only differences between the Republican party and the specific flavor of religious extremists they hate with so much passion are the skin tone and the title of the book they swear on.

#RoeVsWade

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

@AO3_Status

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

Dear @Microsoft,
Do you perchance have plans of synthetic world domination? Y'know, cause you named your hardware/OS interface layer 'HAL'?

I'm cool with robots btw, just in case you're truly planning our mechanical overlords dominion.

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

@raindovemodel Women laughing at salads is over. Enbies sensually grinding popsicles is all the rage now, and I'm so ready for that.

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

"It's over but we can still be friends" is the same as "the dog's dead but we can keep it".

Unless you're a taxidermist, of course.

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

When you’re so bad that even the internet gives up as soon as you get home… maybe it’s time to re-evaluate your attitude.

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

cook a delicious meal, the aroma goes away faster than you can say "mmmhhh".

Burn a toast, and smell like incinerated bread forever and a day cause the ghost of the carbonized sandwich's haunting your kitchen now.

[Kyra @Stargazer_Kyra]

And it'll run Unreal Engine 5!

Won't say "This is going to be awesome" cause I don't wanna jinx it but...

Yeah. Awesome.

[The Witcher @thewitcher]

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