𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬

‘ 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝐼, 𝑐𝑎𝑛'𝑡, 𝐻𝑒𝑙𝑝, 𝓕𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝖄𝖔𝖚’ - @Capt_rog3rs

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[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

‘ 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 .’

[tony stark once said @tonystarkquotes]

wake up, daddy's home!

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

Is it?

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

NOW THAT SOUNDS FORCED

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

Weirdos? 💔

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

Nat you have enough babysitting why you want more-

nOt in AvengErs tOwer-

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

( he is at loss of words )

[ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴏғғ 🕷️ @skilledwidow]

Because..! Well.. good question. Because I can?

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

You and Peter are cut from same web

[ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴏғғ 🕷️ @skilledwidow]

Yeah. So you can’t say ‘no’ to a spider.

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

You're a spider i thought?

[ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴏғғ 🕷️ @skilledwidow]

Am I a dog or something..—?

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

Why you doubt my affections

[ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴏғғ 🕷️ @skilledwidow]

Sure about that—

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

It's not!

[ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴏғғ 🕷️ @skilledwidow]

🙃 that sounded so.. pressed..

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

WIDOW NO-

[ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴏғғ 🕷️ @skilledwidow]

Now that you mention it—

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

As long *MY* cards are safe , yes .

[ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴏғғ 🕷️ @skilledwidow]

Yes.
Well another universe Tony..? But.. yes.?
Does this make sense..?

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

It's okay widow we love you regardless

[ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴏғғ 🕷️ @skilledwidow]

I can!

No she can’t

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

@skilledwidow / so far so adorable 🤍

[ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴏғғ 🕷️ @skilledwidow]

Snacks on Tony.

Who wants anything?
Chips?
Ice cream?
Vodka?
Anything else?

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

You can't fix your anger though

[ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴏғғ 🕷️ @skilledwidow]

Thanks.. I guess?

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

@skilledwidow Perfect!

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

I had an eclair ( :( )

[ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴏғғ 🕷️ @skilledwidow]

I’ll buy you both some donuts and we just call it even.

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

@No1sSidekick Extreme distances how far?

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 ㅤㅤ

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

/ widow being a tired mom to avengers 🤏🏻

[𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘌. 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 @StarkExpo1970]

So what you suggest then, romanoff?

[ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴏғғ 🕷️ @skilledwidow]

Well.. if you do.. it will never end.. cause he does revenge.. then you again, blablabla and so on.