Stark Reboot

Rotary passenger ejection specialist. On the helipad with sandwiches. ❤ Happily taken ❤

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@Belinha1961 @KittyEatsBrains @_MoCowBell_ @davidbcrumbs @SidneyPowell1 @HaroldwWren @realDonaldTrump @VP @PressSec @GenFlynn @BarbaraRedgate @MariaBartiromo @mocowbell I'm not sick, but thank you for the tip.

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@Belinha1961 @KittyEatsBrains @_MoCowBell_ @davidbcrumbs @SidneyPowell1 @HaroldwWren @realDonaldTrump @VP @PressSec @GenFlynn @BarbaraRedgate @MariaBartiromo @mocowbell No, I actually feel kind of sorry for you. You're very sad.

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@Belinha1961 @KittyEatsBrains @_MoCowBell_ @davidbcrumbs @SidneyPowell1 @HaroldwWren @realDonaldTrump @VP @PressSec @GenFlynn @BarbaraRedgate @MariaBartiromo @mocowbell I think it's time to put the box wine down and call it a night, dear.

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.@Karen I'm so sad that this account is taken by a real person. I also express my deepest sympathies. 😂

[John Goldman ☀️ @JohnGoldman]

It was clean and press day today.

Tomorrow is dead lift day.

Shits gonna get hectic here in NW DC!

[John Goldman ☀️ @JohnGoldman]

If I made a word cloud with the responses I got to this thread it would look like this:

[John Goldman ☀️ @JohnGoldman]

The police did come. One car came. Then another. They came up to me as I sat on my porch.

They said there was a complaint about weightlifting.

I said yes we were.

I asked “is this a violation? Do I need to modify my behavior?”

They said no.

In fact they were embarrassed.

[John Goldman ☀️ @JohnGoldman]

My neighbor just called the cops on my family for.....wait for it....weight lifting.

We were cleaning and pressing on our own front walk that leads to the front steps.

Not the public sidewalk.

And. She. Called. The. Cops.

Quarantine making people nuts.

[Stark Reboot @StarkReboot]

So true. 😂😂

[Harmeet K. Dhillon @HarmeetKDhillon]

The shutdown orders are empowering many neighborhood Karens to become either a vigilante, a narc, or the secret police. And they’re outing themselves on NextDoor, HOA list servs, & Facebook. How about if people wash their hands, wear a mask in public, and mind their own business?

[LincolnHillsFrau @bayareahausfrau]

We had one, who besides his eloquent speech, had a crease in his pant left that enthralled the left, and he did nothing about the 2009 H1N1 pandemic for months and months.

[Stark Reboot @StarkReboot]

No. We're just smart enough to leave our government tracking systems at home..duh. 🙄

[Alex Sims @AlexSimsTV]

The New York Times used cell phone data to assess which area of the country stayed home last week. The Greater Lakes states crushed it! #FlattenTheCuve

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@MickeyBlowtorch You should never ration alcohol..

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@ElboNeverDies They could have just said, I hate white people because they're white.

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😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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@willojean27 Twitter is a fussy bitch.

[Mickey Blowtorch @MickeyBlowtorch]

Sitting on the back patio drinking a beer while the girl pulls weeds because she wants to. The neighbors must think I’m a dick.

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@MickeyBlowtorch Are they wrong?