⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️

🎵 Body like a dead fish. Face like scrambled eggs, bitch. That’s a balanced breakfast 🎵

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

Whenever someone looks at me suspiciously. I'm a tiny 4'10 thick bitch. What are you threatened about? That I'll eat your groceries?

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

….Hai

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

@PerlaLara6 It’s the morning and this still got you up in arms - HELP

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

Can’t believe I was here wondering where my jeans are just to realize my mom had them cause she wanted to try them on

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

I don’t know what’s wrong with her, your honor

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

“This class makes me feel stupid” - Also felt

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

Professor: I graded 15 exams out of the 50 of you and so far there are 5 A’s
Student: I’m not of them - HELP! FELT!

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

Last week my professor took a quick break from our exam study session to show us her dog and honestly that is such a mood tho

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

Nawt the guy who is supposed to be the smart one in our class not knowing we have an exam tomorrow. BESTIE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN-

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

Bestie, I’m going to need you to chill

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

Nvm the two hot guys broke the fight up. Suddenly I love men, idk

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

My chem classmates are fighting in our chat. Literally calling someone stupid and trying to get them kicked out. AM SCARED

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

Not my classmates being put into breakout rooms and some of them talked shit and since it’s on her account she got all the transcripts of who said what - IM SCREAMING! NAWT THEM EXPOSING THEMSELVWS

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

Karma was served

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

My professor said grades are going down and I was like oh no. I’ve been turning everything in but what if it’s all flops and I went to check my grades and saw it actually went up lmaooo. Y’all stay safe tho

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

Sometimes I get excited at night just thinking about what I’m going to eat for breakfast tomorrow morning

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

This rain and lightening came outta nowhere. Mother Nature who’s trying you? Who got you in your feels like this?

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

I accidentally almost sent it and I never wanted to delete an app so fast

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

My class is hating on the professor in our discord chat. About to screenshot it and email it to her and tell her “they’re eating you up bestie” to get back at them for ignoring my joke

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

I posted a picture for the first time on Instagram and it showed up on my mom’s feed and she really went “oh! Who is that girl? She’s pretty. She looks like Cat Cat….Oh! THAT IS CAT CAT!”

[⚔️🩸Cat🩸⚔️ @StarkeyOfSaturn]

I told a joke in my chem class discord chat and they all ignored me. I’m never being social again