Sophia Jupiters

23 / Marketing assistant / Living life to the fullest!

[Sophia Jupiters @StarlightSoph]

@RFrancisGrayson @SamNotFromMars Dunno where you got the impression I’m a one direction fan but please continue mocking my brother you’re doing the lords work

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@SamNotFromMars That’s better. Wait no.

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@SamNotFromMars Can you just let me make fun of you like a normal sibling

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@SamNotFromMars Remember that one time I dared to listen to one one direction song and you complained about it for the whole song? And now look at you

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@AveryJack94 How to make friends and influence people

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Man y’know If my marketing career doesn’t pan out maybe I’ll be the next Laci Green minus the whole second half of her career

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@AveryJack94 Not your fault. What a weird introduction. Nice to Twitter meet you.

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@thetomjackson0 @PrydeCharlie You’re welcome. 😘

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@thetomjackson0 @PrydeCharlie You’re welcome. If women get taught this shit at a young age I’m sure you can manage it as a grown man.

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@thetomjackson0 @PrydeCharlie I was thinking more “important relevant knowledge to keep people you care about from causing themselves harm” but sure whatever

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@thetomjackson0 @PrydeCharlie If you leave tampons in too long it can in rare cases cause a life threatening bacterial infection. That’s why you don’t have a lie in when you’ve had one in overnight. 🤢

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@thetomjackson0 @PrydeCharlie Holy shit. Am I gonna have to Twitter school you about toxic shock syndrome? Because I will go there.

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@SamNotFromMars @PrydeCharlie @thetomjackson0 I’ll consider it.

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@SamNotFromMars @PrydeCharlie @thetomjackson0 You don’t get a cookie, Sam.

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@thetomjackson0 @PrydeCharlie What are you scarred by? Someone might see you buy one and know you have a sister/mother/girlfriend/etc who menstruates? GASP.

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@PrydeCharlie @thetomjackson0 “It’s gotta be done” wow you brave tampon warriors against the blood tide

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@PrydeCharlie @thetomjackson0 OMG, are you guys emotionally scarred by tampons? They don’t bite, and nobody’s making /you/ put them anywhere besides a grocery bag! Periods aren’t contagious! 😂😘

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And here begins the long drive back home.

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@EdieDeeee Omg

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Happy birthday to my little brother @SamNotFromMars . I can’t believe you’re a college senior, you’re making me feel old.