Sara M

Lab Tech, firefighter, bowler, reader, human to 5 sweet fur babies, loving wife to a wonderful husband, and mother to a beautiful little girl...

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

Someone asked me about my daughter tonight, "Are those her real eyes?" Should have told her they were her fake ones and we keep her real ones in a drawer at home.

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

Worked 12hr last night, got off work at 5am, 3 hours of sleep, finally make it back to bed...can't sleep.

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

I don't tweet much, but looking back I saw I had a melatonin dream worth tweeting about just a month ago...

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

Against my better judgement, I just took a melatonin. Let the crazy dreams commence.

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

Why does wanting the rules to be followed make you the bad guy?

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

When the flight attendant starts making the creepy sounds from Halloween when the overhead lights are turned off, you know it's been a long day.

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

I dreamed I was at Comic-Con and saw Kurtwood Smith. He'd had a stroke or something and could barely talk but was holding the microphone and walking around the room. There was also someone I work with and a high school classmate there.

Melatonin is weird.

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

I used to love watching Bones, but now I just see how many things make absolutely no sense or would never happen.

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

Being responsible for someone else's child is much more nerve-wracking than just keeping my own alive.

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

The most unfair thing in the world is to wake up to the lovely aromas of roast...but there's no roast...

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

When you think it's almost time to get up, but remember you're on vacation and actually have 2 more hours to sleep...then you can come back home and nap...

That's nice.

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

Danke (cat) can open doors and is angry that his girl is in the one room with cat-proof door handles. He keeps making me think someone is trying to break in.

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

You start wishing you'd taken the dentist's offer of gas when you realize drilling your tooth smells like Fritos.

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

That "returning to work after 2 weeks off" anxiety is hitting hard. 5am is coming quickly...

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

I forgot how many muscles it takes to throw a ball.

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

It's very confusing trying to date paperwork on your birthday.

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

What to listen to on the MP3 player on the way to see @davematthewsbnd? DMB, obviously.

It's been too long.

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

This is a bad day for me to take the child to school.

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

I love these parents watching their kids play in the sand after they just heard me point out the band-aid in it to my kid. Enjoy your diseases.

[Sara M @Starrluv9]

Some days I think I'm doing a decent job of parenting.

Most days I wonder how much therapy she'll need.