Wizards lottery luck if the 3-2-1 system was implemented in 2010
2010: 26-56 ➡️ 11th pick (Cole Aldrich)
2011: 23-59 ➡️ 6th pick (Jan Vesely)
2012: 20-46 ➡️ 10th pick (Austin Rivers)
2013: 29-53 ➡️ 7th pick (Ben McLemore)
2014-2018 no playoffs without Wall/Beal/Porter picks. Probably 12th pick every year
2019: extend Isaac Bonga to supermax. Draft Cam Reddish 10th overall after finishing 0-82
2020: 0-82 again. Draft Killian Hayes 8th overall
2021: preliminary talks of relegating or moving franchise. 0-82 again. Extend Davis Bertans to supermax
2022: 1-71. Draft Johnny Davis and sign him to supermax immediately.
2023: Must beat NCAA champion to stay in NBA. Lose to UConn 89-45. Franchise moved to Mexico City
2024: The Great Flood™️. Washington DC and NoVa become one with the Atlantic Ocean
2025: people are still kinda sad about everyone in dc/nova drowning and dying
2026: nobody cares everyone has moved on