Absolute Azzy

MOM. What do you mean I can't put flamethrowers on the bridge?! ------------ Avi:

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• It's @/HeartOOC
• Absolute God of Hypercute
• Defender of all monsters
• My mom won't let me have flamethrowers
• RT's appreciated

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! MyXAnniversary

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! MyXAnniversary

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! MyXAnniversary

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!
MyTwitterAnniversary

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! MyTwitterAnniversary

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@BloodButtercup "I guess.
I haven't seen them in a long time."
Mostly for out of character reasons.
"... they just have something really important to do, I think."

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@BloodButtercup Don't sonar him without asking him.
Feels... violated---

"Y... yes, I am!
And.. I don't know. I think Chara is busy."
His only friend, really.
Not that he's unlikeable or anything, he's just... a bit much.

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@BloodButtercup ... NOT THE SNOOT!
He twitches his nose and makes a whiny little bleating noise when his nose is touched.

What's this strange sensation..?

"I'm tough! I'm the protector of Snowdin!!"

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The legend never dies
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@BloodButtercup He's concerned. There's a floating goat.
It's /super/ cool but also, goats don't float.
He's going to puff up his chest to look tough

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He just had a little accident with a flamethrower and had to wait until his fur grew back was all-

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The very distant bleats of a TRUE GOAT HERO

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@BloodButtercup -- going to capture you, now."

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@BloodButtercup "Purpose? I need my family back.
... that's not happening though.
So- let's! I don't know.
Do something else. Or you can leave. I'm not--

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@BloodButtercup -- friendly.
"Nevermind. I don't need to catch you, it doesn't matter."

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@BloodButtercup "It wasn't about me.
I did it for my family..! But..
Well..."
He didn't really feel like talking about this, even if they were being--

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@BloodButtercup -- lift himself back up and wrestle with the net to free her.

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@BloodButtercup "Not really. I'm not feeling monologues.
I don't even know why I threw the net.
I didn't have a reason to catch you."
With that he'll --

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@BloodButtercup -- impress. Even his best friend is gone.
He has no reason to... really anything?