Kristin

I am a beacon of joy. I tweet about my rescue dogs; nature/wildlife photography; travel; bears; cooking; gardening; advanced shenanigans. She/her.

[Kristin @StarsAtNightTX]

@LRNROSE Yes, car accidents, suicides, and overdoses.

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

UNCLE MIKE IS BACK!!!!!!!

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@ImMeganCollins

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@ImMeganCollins

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@super_genius

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@NEHumaneSociety

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@barrywynn

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My friend was a police officer and when random people at a bar would ask him what he did for a living, he’d tell them he owned a cranberry bog and made $$$ from Ocean Spray. Stupid thing that makes me remember him every Thanksgiving.

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@Kristen_Arnett I made a 26 pound turkey last year for 4 people. My dad will eat turkey leftovers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner until it’s all gone. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kristin @StarsAtNightTX]

So, uh, am I supposed to extinguish the fire with my trauma? Stay in the kithcen, people. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@unixsadm @NerdPyle You may wake up to poop in your shoes.

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I’ve been cleaning and cooking all day and now my lower back is starting to spasm. I’d say something about getting old, but the back thing has been since I was 21. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Jamal Hinton @Jamalhinton12]

To answer all your questions, yes Thanksgiving year 7 is planned out! See you guys Thursday! 🦃🖤

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@Theholisticpsyc Houston.

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So true. The weird sizing and styles right now. Why is everything tight in the knee? Too long in the waist, too short in the ankles. HALP.

[Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney]

There’s never been a more confusing time for women to buy jeans.

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Best life advice out there.

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@anna_haro Hallelujah!

[Kristin @StarsAtNightTX]

@azbubba @anna_haro He is, thanks. Still a lingering cough and fatigues easy, but much better than he was. I knew he felt terrible when he agreed to go to urgent care.