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Just a normal guy who started tweeting in Quarantine

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Aaron Hernandez.
Drafted at 20
Multimillionaire at 22
Convicted of murder at 25
Dead at 27.

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RT if your stimulus deposit hit your bank account.

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What the Empire State Building really needs this until COVID-19 is gone.

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Congratulations America.

It only took a global pandemic and a complete and total shutdown to prevent mass shootings.

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Trump did say no one would have higher numbers than him. We just didn’t know he meant coronavirus death counts and 3.28 million Americans filing for unemployment

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How will the Coronavirus end?

Pets evicting owners.

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“If you or a loved one has been injured due to excessive Lysol exposure during the Coronavirus pandemic. You may to be entitled to financial compensation.” - Personal Injury Lawyer

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When the quarantine is done. #StayAtHomeOrder

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Trump is basically telling people to do the Tide Pods challenge with Fish Tank Cleaner

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PSA: do not drink fish tank cleaner.

as a Reminder, only take medicine prescribed by your licensed physician.

DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE MEDICAL ADVICE FROM DONALD TRUMP.

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PSA: do not drink fish tank cleaner.

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The Wall is the Wall and Tide Pods are the new skittles

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Nintendo Labo created by Tide Pods

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Nintendo Labo was created with the help of Tide Pods

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Donald Trump does NOT have a #NuclearButton on his desk.

It’s on his golf cart.

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LiAngelo Ball will end his career with the highest steals per game in UCLA history

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"LiAngelo Ball will no longer play for UCLA because I want him in a city where he feels safe shopliftng," Lavar Ball added.

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"I was sexually assaulted by Matt Lauer" - Brian Williams

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Hugh Hefner, the only man who can die where the phrase "he's in a better place now" doesn't really apply.

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RIP #HughHefner , Maybe this is what they meant yesterday when they were talking about the new die hard

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Hugh Hefner died. To honor his legacy, all erections will be at half-mast.