The Intern

an average intern working at an everything but average hospital!
//ran by the same guy who made @G3N0C1DALPLAYER
//not affiliated with animal hospital at all!

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

📌
Wh-hey! How’d you get in here bird??
Stay back! I got a taser and I’m very afraid to use it!

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

//THE QUOTES WERE HIDDEN FROM ME IM GONNA SCREAM

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

Are you kidding me?! Another one?!
But I just-
Y’know what, it’s fine.
I believe I’m ok enough to throw myself onto the fire and put it out.

[𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘕 ͙͘͡ ⟡ @C0FF33_BUNN1]

someone started a fire in room 3

the fire extinguisher is on 2%.

what do we do bro

there’s also a patient just lying in the bed.

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

Huh.
Did not know we could do that.
I always just poured a bucket of paint on me in case something like this happened.

[𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘕 ͙͘͡ ⟡ @C0FF33_BUNN1]

oh! i can change colour if this is confusing!

. .

see?
intern is blue now.
: )

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

Another me?!
Wait, are you…no wait you’re the same color as me, so you’re not one of those recolored versions of me.
How is this possible?!

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

Coffee.
Just love that stuff.
But also my coworkers!
They care so much about me to the point where it feels undeserved.

[Sayori !! 💗 @Sunsh1ne_Sayor1]

( INTERACTION BAIT )

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

@BestJcJensonEmp Are you hiring and in need of a medic of some kind?
I could definitely fill that role!

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

@0n_br3ak //👀

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

//this is int bait btw

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

*They’re waiting for whoever may be inclined in visiting the hospital.*

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

Woah, what’s up with that guy?
Is he alright by any chance?

[𝕵𝖆𝖓𝖊 𝕯𝖔𝖊 🌺 @InvestigatorDoe]

My phone took this accidentally.

..

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

Sometimes when nothings happening, I spin around on the spinny chair just to feel like I’m in a tornado.
It’s both terrifying and nauseating!

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

And here I thought my smile was creepy.
You have officially outplayed me in that department.

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

Yeah maybe someone should.
There really should be a ghostbusters for anomalies…

[𝕵𝖆𝖓𝖊 𝕯𝖔𝖊 🌺 @InvestigatorDoe]

I'm not as interested in investigating whatever you may have going on.

..though someone may want to check on that.

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

@BEST_SKAT3B0ARD That would be awesome!
He definitely will be confused but I’m sure he’ll allow you in.

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

How does one repair a robot?
Does our hospital even cover robots?

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

@BEST_SKAT3B0ARD I don’t think Harlow nor anyone in here knows!
We never dealt with robots before, only anomalies and average illnesses.

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

You’re an investigator?
Um…the hospital doesn’t need investigation!
Yep! Everything’s fine here!
No anomalies at all!
(I totally wasn’t paid to say all that.)

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

@jokepast Yeah! Who wouldn’t see this face as depressing?

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

I’m not a gardener! I’m a hospital intern!
Also do I really look that depressing?

[joke past (T.O.F Team!!1!) @jokepast]

ain't no way i just got called a Bankrupt Swamp
IM NOT FUCKING BROKE ANYMORE YOU BUM
STFU

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

I guess I’m just that used to seeing the unnatural that I tend to look past it with ease at this point.
Glad I helped though!

[ＧＵＥＳＴ ６６６ @MONSTROUSMIRAGE]

. . . I SUPP O SE THAT MAK ES ME FEEL BETT ER. I T'S HARD TO LO OK PAST I T .

[The Intern @StartingIntern]

Well, I kinda wish I didn’t really have this creepy face of mine sometimes, so in a way, you’re not alone in wanting to look different.

[ＧＵＥＳＴ ６６６ @MONSTROUSMIRAGE]

I CA N 'T REMEMB ER THE LAST TIME I WAS CO M PLIMENTED , NOT THAT I WAN T TO BE LIKE THIS .