Shit Startups Say

Shit you hear in incubators and other #startups elevators. Send your quotes at: [email protected]

[Shit Startups Say @Startups_Say]

“Regrets, I’ve had a few, but then again…” oh wait, there’s bitcoin #shitstartupssay

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"We spend half of our lives struggling to start conversations and the other half struggling to exit them."

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Sprint Review Bullshit Bingo. #agile

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"We are looking to combine #indexfunds with #blockchain tech" #shitstartupssay

[Joe Chernov @jchernov]

Youth ends when music loses its power to change you.

[Joe Chernov @jchernov]

The best time to call me is email.

[Joe Chernov @jchernov]

Add metaphors. Mix vigorously. #spam

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"Even with a 140 IQ I still can't install a printer.. #facedesk" #shitstartupssay

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"Human brains produce enough data to stream four HD movies every second" #shitstartupssay

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"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face." #shitstartupssay

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"I'm all for child labor" #shitstartupssay

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"Join our multi-faith vegan egg painting event in Hackney Wick on Sunday" #easter #shitveganssay https://t.co/lvIv59iVlv

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"This has nothing to do with AI. This is called a computer." #shitstartupssay

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Journalist: "Do you think intelligence is genetics?"

Startup CEO: "Why, do you want to have my babies?"

#facepalm #shitstartupssay

[First World Problems @My1stWProblems]

"They told me my hotel room would be paid for... This means I have to cancel my current booking. Couldn't they have told me earlier?"

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"This does not compute in my head." #shitstartupssay

[Shit Startups Say @Startups_Say]

He started living life like a walking, talking VICE article. #shitstartupssay

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"I met her last night but she wasn't a smart cookie" #shitstartupssay

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"He acts a Little Lord Fauntleroy who’s just discovered porn" #shitstartupssay @NewYorker

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"What does he means when he says words?" #shitstartupssay