Struthers 🥝

the beaver started yelling at the other beaver

[Struthers 🥝 @StarvinStruther]

Storytime

Stranger is sad and talks to me while I take the trash out with my dog off leash

Stranger: *sad and saying things
My dog: *walks towards them
Stranger: can you get your dog?
Me: he won't hurt ya
Stranger: ok
My dog: *sniff sniff
Stranger: 🙂
Me: 🙂
My dog: 🐶

[Struthers 🥝 @StarvinStruther]

I now have a 45 year old cardio bunny gf

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@DuggyArt Love this video game

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Being a kings fan must be harsh

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@DuggyArt Doug Funnie tryna skeeter Splatti mayonnaise

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🙂 #Duolingo365

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Spent thanksgiving in an empty gym. Focusing on getting good reps and a good stretch. My back is still hit. Happy holidays yall 💗😊🦃 #gymrat #metal #holidays

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@Avalanche Josh Manson

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

after all these years… i found the original 😭

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@Cronikeys Hell yeah 💪 I stopped 8 months ago

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I stopped drinking and became a gym rat

Sup yall

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@PurpleRTA Idk what you were inviting ppl to but damnit I missed it

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@theserfstv If this happened to someone that flew a flag you disagreed with you'd be fucking happy about it. Shut up

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I still believe that drew lock is the next Tom Brady
But that ahlers dude is special 👀

[Struthers 🥝 @StarvinStruther]

I was in 7th grade
Teacher has us come up with commercial ideas
I was supposed to sell popsicles
My ad was "don't be a sucker. Get a popsicle"

Teacher basically disowns me Infront of the whole class
"That's too offensive you'll get sued"

I'm in my 30s and still hate that bitch

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Which lies were you told?

[Struthers 🥝 @StarvinStruther]

@drawgongue I'll assume for profit. Gg

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@drawgongue Did you sell it?

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@LocalBateman It's arguably extra funny if you pronounce it correctly.. Chine-X

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@mischiefanimals @Avansies Can't stop laughing at imagining that dogs pov

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@drawgongue It's extra funny how much that looks like AI generated breakfast for orcs

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@drawgongue Lol this is easy. That's the bat that started covid. Please do not eat