Stat Crimes

Exposing the numbers that shouldn’t be real.
Funny football stats. Statistical crimes only.

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@XolidCity @ManCity He’d be a big loss for you guys

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Erling Haaland scored 27 Premier League goals last season.

He also added 8 assists.

Still the most complete number 9 in the league.

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@GoonerEG She was marking her territory

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@g_ndamwe Allow 😂

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Rayan Cherki finished with 12 assists for Manchester City last season.

Only Bruno Fernandes created more.

At just 21 years old.

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@g_ndamwe 15 wouldn’t be bad 👀

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Arsenal conceded only 27 goals in the entire Premier League season.

The lowest total in the division last season.

Defensive control at its highest level.

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@Parkermon Okay mate

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@_IanAFC We eating soon

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@Parkermon He’s a baller if we’re being real

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@XolidCity Hope they produce good stats to post

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@g_ndamwe Already waiting

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@afcRusell Football stats

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@ChiomaAfc1 Have a good day dear

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@Leftwithzero @ChiomaAfc1 We’ll be gathering stats

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David Raya kept 19 clean sheets last season.
That’s the Golden Glove for the third season in a row.

No goalkeeper has dominated the award like this in years.

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Arsenal became the first team in Premier League history to go an entire season without conceding a penalty and without receiving a single red card.

Zero penalties given away.
Zero red cards.

Clean across the board.

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@stoiczy Hale End

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@Newstans1 Tell me more

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Chelsea picked up 8 red cards in the Premier League last season. Twice as many as the next worst teams.

The league’s clear leaders in self-destruction.