~ ɴᴏᴛ @ᴄᴀʟʟᴍᴇᴋʀɪꜱꜱᴛᴀᴛ.

Not The Real @Callmekrisstat, She's the real Alien of AEW. | Parody.

[~ ɴᴏᴛ @ᴄᴀʟʟᴍᴇᴋʀɪꜱꜱᴛᴀᴛ. @StatDaddyKris]

𝘒𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳. 30 𝘠/𝘖. 𝘗𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭. 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘈𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦. 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴. 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘈𝘌𝘞 𝘞𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯'𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘰𝘯.

𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘉𝘺 #𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇𝙌𝙐𝙄𝙍𝙆. 🚀 https:

[۟ @godsfell]

i will scar you with my flawless execution every time.

[🂱 NOT @MinaShirakawa. @FloridBloom]

𒀯 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚. 𒀯

➭ lovebomb.

➭ aew/roh wrestler.

➭ loves to dance.

➭ h-cup.

⏻ 𝖯𝖮𝖶𝖤𝖱 𝖮𝖭 ． ． ．

[~ ɴᴏᴛ @ᴄᴀʟʟᴍᴇᴋʀɪꜱꜱᴛᴀᴛ. @StatDaddyKris]

"Why's that?"

[🌙||𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬||🌙 @FallenGoddessX]

“I'm slowly starting to understand why you love pain...”

[~ ɴᴏᴛ @ᴄᴀʟʟᴍᴇᴋʀɪꜱꜱᴛᴀᴛ. @StatDaddyKris]

|. Forgot about my Shida. Gonna bring her back. @KendoEverywhere.

[🌙||𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬||🌙 @FallenGoddessX]

@StatDaddyKris

❤️💙💚💜💖🖤💖💜💚💙❤️

[~ ɴᴏᴛ @ᴄᴀʟʟᴍᴇᴋʀɪꜱꜱᴛᴀᴛ. @StatDaddyKris]

🫪

[ِ @imafterlyfe]

love and death both colored red

[🌙||𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬||🌙 @FallenGoddessX]

“𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙪𝙥𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙨. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚.

𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙬𝙖𝙧 𝙘𝙧𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚.”

♡ & ↻

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

.@CallMeKrisStat is ready to finally go all out on @ShidaHikaru!

[PW Chronicle @_PWChronicle]

The fact that Claudio Castagnoli never won a world championship in WWE as Cesaro, or now in AEW is criminal to me…

THIS guy has it ALL, man.

#AEWDynamite

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

Alex Windsor vs WILD CARD is happening next week in the Women's Owen Cup.

Your predictions for the mystery entrant?

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

WEDNESDAY NIGHT FEVER THROUGH THE TABLE FROM APRON TO FLOOR... KRIS STAT JUST KILLED HIKARU SHIDA.

THIS MATCH, OH MY FUCKING GOD.

[WrestleTalk @WrestleTalk_TV]

HIKARU SHIDA RIDES A BICYCLE OVER KRIS STATLANDER'S HAND 🚲

[WrestleTalk @WrestleTalk_TV]

Kris Statlander grabs Thekla out of her spider walk!

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

SHIDA WITH THE KENDO STICK!

Watch #AEWDoN LIVE on HBO Max PPV

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

"Shida, when I got cracked from behind with that kendo stick, I knew it was you."

@callmekrisstat issues a challenge to @shidahikaru for a match on Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite from Philadelphia.

Will Shida accept?

[WrestleTalk @WrestleTalk_TV]

Harley Cameron helps Kris Statlander defeat Hikaru Shida in the Lights Out Philly Street Fight!

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

Hikaru Shida using an APPLE in the Philly Street Fight against Kris Statlander. 😭

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

HIKARU SHIDA JUST BLASTED A BUNDLE OF LIGHTTUBES ON THE BACK OF KRIS STATLANDER!!!!

HOLY SHIT, ALL THIS ON FREE TV. BRO.

[Daily Kris Statlander @DailyKrisStat]

Kris Statlander wins the Lights Out Philly Street Fight!!

[~ ɴᴏᴛ @ᴄᴀʟʟᴍᴇᴋʀɪꜱꜱᴛᴀᴛ. @StatDaddyKris]

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