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Producer on The Really Big Show ESPN 850 Cleveland. I give scores and stats. Theyre 83% accurate 100% of the time. Parody Account

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I'm in shock! I don't know what I'm doing!!!

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@kternovan1023 no, eventually they're going to hide me back in the basement once hammer comes back.

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these are the moves of a man that spawned multiple parody accounts of himself... classic matt @EasyENation

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I'm ordering the tuxedo/vest combo for my wedding off of the internet... what could possibly go wrong? @ESPNCleveland

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I've taken back the chair on the RBS from @hammernation19 and I'm never giving it back. This chair will have to be pried from my cold, dead hands.

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I"M BACK BABY!!!

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I'm a little hurt and a little disappointed i didnt get an interview for a browns front office job.

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@PumpkinNation @MattFontana83 don't worry. I'm holding down the shed for you. wait, no... fort. I'm holding down the fort.

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@reflog18 @PumpkinNation @Karen66Ford

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amendment: unless it's something throwback like a kosar or metcalf jersey. then it's like the exact opposite.

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the woman in front of me in line at kohl's has something growing out of the back of her neck. this is fun... #ChristmasShopping

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nothing says "i spent as little time as possible on your xmas gifts" quite like #browns gear. i mean, imagine being all excited to open a gift and it's like "oh... thanks?"

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i need to go home and yell at my parents for not conceiving me 10 years sooner, you know... so i could actually remember the #Browns being good rather than these ancient campfire stories I'm used to.

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@SickBubbleGum74 no. he gets to do fill in work in the middle of the night, which sounds both terrible and hilarious. but still it's the principle of the thing.

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i spend time on the RBS anf i get demoted to afternoon drive time. hammer gets a gig with ESPN national... to whom can i file a formal complaint?

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congrats @PhonyGrossi! you're an inspiration to us all... or something.

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@reflog18 @TheRealTRizzo welcome to the club. we should get jackets!

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tomorrow is just another cleveland browns sunday... which means everyone is drunk by 10 am, drowning in their own tears of unfathomable sadness by 2:15, and irrationally angry by 4:30. wash. rinse. repeat. #browns

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@Monte_Colorman @Encadwin from where i was sitting on the first base line, with the curve, trajectory, and location it landed it was obvious that was fair. robbed.

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@ESPNCleveland ya, but is he on the lean and or the molly?

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indra petersons... holy hot. seriously.