Max Gallner

Bad superhero. One-man research machine. Wildly unathletic. Lennie Briscoe wannabe. Dr. Dog person. Tommy Dong is my hero. #Lickface #DP21

[Max Gallner @StatMan_Max]

I'm hurting so much for the Baseball family, the NSU family and his own family. So hard to lose anyone with so much ahead of them #RIP #DP21 https://t.co/Y0DAM3j0Qt

[NSU Baseball @NSU_Baseball]

We lost our brother today.

Rest in peace, #DP21.

[Max Gallner @StatMan_Max]

@jkbjournalist @TMacPhils It's fairly common for this early in the season, because this is basically the only time of year when it's not unbearably hot. It was open for the game on Wednesday, too (which started at 4:40 for some reason)

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@TMacPhils Turns out all you're missing is a lot of wind and gray skies and an hour delay so far! See you in Miami in June!

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@TMacPhils @GMurphPhils would love a chance to say hi before or after today's game!

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@JohnKruk Hey Krukker, if your daughter wants a school that does a great job of balancing academics and athletics, has a great nursing program and volleyball team, and she also wants to stay in Florida, she should check out @NSUFlorida!

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@RobOusbey Does the new puzzle switch over randomly or am I imagining that? I've completed some after midnight but today apparently 9:15 was past the cutoff time. Please tell me the archive is coming soon, or at least the answer archive, because there were three on Saturday that stumped me.

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@MLBRandomStats @ZacharySEllis Any way to get wardle stats to import? That could go a long way to deciding if this is good

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@pajiba Honestly, yes: the one that aired the week before, in which the jury didn't convict a guy for murder because he had a fake disease that not one character in the entire episode even dared to question

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@bakerica_MIA @jeremytache and whether they were in person or on zoom

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@thegridkid @NYTGames

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@lawandorderpod Here's how I know something's off about this new version: old-school McCoy would've known that Havana Syndrome is one of the most preposterous defenses he'd ever heard

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@kevinedavis I've definitely gotten a few QBs in just before 3:00, which is why it caught me off-guard

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@EugeneNayvelt @getnickwright @AdamLefkoe the fact that he hasn't played is literally why the nets lost this trade so badly lmfao, come on man how do you not realize that

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@gpaolopasco no you did not

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@kevinedavis I'm not imagining that it went up an hour earlier than usual, right?

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The @Brownie_GB44 effect‼️👀

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Bears?

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@GrantBirnberg5 @GTBaseball probably either three touchdowns and two field goals or four touchdowns with a missed extra point

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@ryan_cast_ yooooooooo (adrian)

[Max Gallner @StatMan_Max]

Don't know the last top-5 series matchup in @D2SSC history, but can't imagine they come around too often!

Some of the best that college baseball has to offer at any level in the entire country! 1️⃣🆚️5️⃣‼️

(@bigdonkey47)

[NSU Baseball @NSU_Baseball]

You’re gonna wanna be here | Top five matchup, #DeepBlueFriday, and Alumni Day. See you at the 🦈 Tank

🆚 No. 5 Tampa
⏰ 6 p.m.
🖥 https://t.co/pwMF8EeyUN
📊 https://t.co/q9L3ihep4s

#PrepareToDominate // #SharksBaseball

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@michaeldillonn just because you don't know who you want to take you home doesn't mean it's not a good song

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great day in music history 😂 @michaeldillonn

[Dan Wilson @DanWilsonMusic]

24 years since the release of “Closing Time.” When our lawyer got a rough mix of the song, he called me up and said, “Congratulations Dan! You’ve finally written a song dumb enough to be a hit.” I said, “‘Closing Time’ isn’t dumb! It’s great!” I still think I was right ha ha.