StatMuseVictim

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@BrettCloutier Major networks don’t watch small market teams, instead they talk about if LeBron will retire this year

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Antonio Brown to the Bucs

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Explain this in NFL terms

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@Reppin_Minny We don’t want you back in April

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@JmacG0AT MLE will pick up a PF

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@WillRagatz From a straight basketball sense, lamelo talent is off the charts, maturity wise he’s stunted

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@theblockspot Honestly what did they give up, pick swaps mean nothing if you are a better team. Statistically second round picks odds of picking up a rotation player are so low. Naz is a tough loss but giving up a ton is a misguided take

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@WolvesGotNext Let’s get an aging star with an injury problem

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@TonyLiebert Probably not bad when you go at noon on a Thursday

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@DietBeginsMon If Shannon can develop a reliable jump shot, he would be an unreal piece of the bench

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@TateTakes If only Randle could play in the flow of an offense

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@Novig They would’ve traded Ja if they could, no one wants him or his contract. He will eventually be out once he’s an expiring contract

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@Twolves_PR If he’s doing this simply bc he’s in a contract year, don’t think I could forgive him. Hope he gets well soon

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@SpursCulture Keep this energy please 🙏

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@vihntage1 @_MNMuse Brother there’s a substantial difference between physicality with a defender and the full arm extension. Just watch castles drives in the first half.

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@run_bull_ I don’t think there has been one drive where didn’t push off. His off hand is constantly shoving the defender

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@TheDailyWolves Castle pushes off every drive, just so annoying

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@_MNMuse Doris is just a brutal listen

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@HOFS0T0 As a wolves fan I’m so glad you feel this way lmaooo, bros been an absolute cone on defense

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@DaneMooreNBA Just need to slow down, everything feels so rushed right now. Stay strong in our defense and the shots will come