51st State

Wing enthusiasts.

[51st State @StateOfRiley]

Real talk y'all shoulda killed me back in 2011

[☔ @Whotfismick]

the ibuprofen searching my body for the pain

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

So it finally happened. I portioned out the cats canned food for dinner, got distracted and accidentally licked the spoon.

Services will be held on Friday afternoon from 2-4pm

[Leclerc al Gaib @sharl_leclerc16]

my chud son is embarrassing me at the vet by hiding in the corner

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

This is deadass one of the greatest games I’ve ever seen and I’m not joking, peak experience

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

As George Washington intended.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

every single person who owns two cats has one beautiful idiot and one terrifying demon plotting a coup

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Its ice cream and buffalo wings isn’t it? Old news

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Me going to sleep after watching these bangers

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

-right wing dems yell at us not to vote 3rd party every 4 yrs
-we run leftists in dem primaries
-socialists win democratic primaries bc voters realize they’re actually invested in advancing the agenda rw dems simply lie about
-right wing dems demand socialists create 3rd party

[boss @boss_on_here]

At what point were they supposed to tell us our blood type btw

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

oh to be a tiny cat whose biggest concern is the looming threat of being gently picked up and kissed on the head.

[Manu 🇵🇸 @Cocuto_]

Watching more movies so I can understand Minions & Monsters better

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

One of Trump’s many awful legacies will be convincing D-List celebrities that they understand politics.

[Hot Take Appreciator @IHateNYT]

You can get Whole Foods ice cream at 100% discount by putting it in your purse #WholeFoods #Ad

[AYI @ayi_sanchez]

Few weeks ago, I found something mislabeled in a second hand shop. Turned out to be a box full of slides from Vietnam war (1968-1970). I managed to scan around 300. Here its a small selection of somebody's memories I bought for 5,99 🧵

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Going to a cat café when you already have a cat at home is basically the strip club equivalent for cat owners paying to pet ones that aren't yours when you've got the real thing waiting at home.

[ِ @anjoazl]

Dostoevsky was right, my worst sin is, in fact, destroying and betraying myself for nothing

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

there’s something so healing about accidentally syncing up for a midday nap with your cat