Alex Lasker

Managing editor at @the_cool_down_ // formerly @InTheKnow // you’re *making* me sing

[Alex Lasker @StateOf_ALaska]

Ariana Grande with a ponytail:
-fierce
-fashun
-thirty n flirty n thriving

me with a ponytail:
-young colonial boy
-eager to serve
-ready to die for his country if necessary

[Alex Lasker @StateOf_ALaska]

hey so no one aptly warned me what it was going to feel like when my best friends started having daughters that look like mini versions of my best friends

[Alex Lasker @StateOf_ALaska]

the one time I gotta hand it to misogyny. coke zero is the far superior drink.

[Victor 🦇 @himbo_chico]

one of the most annoying things i learned was that coke zero was created & branded a certain way because coca-cola realized men werent buying diet coke because they considered it a “girls drink”. products like these are created largely because men are stupid, fragile, and sexist.

[Alex Lasker @StateOf_ALaska]

literally leave her alone, she is TRYING!!!

[Sci-Fi Archives @SciFiArchives]

Pluto still hasn’t completed a full orbit around the Sun since its discovery in 1930

[Alex Lasker @StateOf_ALaska]

@zaralarsson my two emotional support gays waited too long to get tickets to tomorrow's show at Brooklyn Paramount and now tickets are too expensive but i cannot go without them pls can u help us 😭

[kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat]

me and the lizard i bought at the reptile expo in new jersey

[Alex Lasker @StateOf_ALaska]

the name nancy is short for pregnancy

[kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat]

everyone behind her dressed like bruno mars but he’s chained to the bars of the dungeon in the gambling debt prison of the bellagio

[Alex Lasker @StateOf_ALaska]

@kenzvanunu there SURE ARE

[Alex Lasker @StateOf_ALaska]

a fun personal anecdote that I don't discuss often enough is that my mom's acupuncturist lives in the amityville horror house

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

I think Curtis Sliwa should be in every debate. Not just in New York. Like every single debate. A political ghost runner. Send him right to second base when we get to extra innings to keep things interesting.

[Alex Lasker @StateOf_ALaska]

at a certain point, we have to seriously consider electing sliwa, because can y'all imagine going 4 years without this commentary

[shleby🍲 @ouuuhohg]

@indianloonie I think sliwa would fit right into itysl Tim Robinson needs to get in contact with this guy asap

[Morgan Greenwald @megreenwald]

HA CHA CHA

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

i love when someone says “that’s so you” it’s nice knowing i have a little vibe of my own

[Alex Lasker @StateOf_ALaska]

it's on howdy. you can watch it on howdy. you can go to howdy and watch it. log onto howdy right now.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Roku has launched ‘Howdy,’ an ad-free subscription streaming service for just $2.99/month.

The library already features 10,000 hours of entertainment from Lionsgate, Warner Bros. Discovery, and FilmRise.

[Alex Lasker @StateOf_ALaska]

lots of things wrong with this post all around, but first and foremost, coal is canonically male

[U.S. Department of Energy @ENERGY]

She's an icon
She's a legend
And she is the moment✨

[Alex Lasker @StateOf_ALaska]

i’m not like other girls i’m different [got two plastic spoons in my brain]

[Alex Lasker @StateOf_ALaska]

if we keep talking about Epstein for like one more week, they're gonna tell us that jesus was seen in ohio

[nick @BL4RWH4T]

i never take for granted peoples kindness anymore- changed forever lowkey

[Daniel D'Addario @DPD_]

the disciples after Jesus was resurrected and then walked on water:

[Alex Lasker @StateOf_ALaska]

the gentrification of concerts has been so sad to witness. my friends and i used buy tickets to shows every weekend over summer break in 2010. $50 nosebleed, $150 floor seats. we saw every big-name '00s performer you can think of, we were LIVING. i want this for today's youths!!!

[maor ⋆｡˚𑣿 @snacosos]

halsey said her crowd doesn’t know the lyrics, chappell yelled at her crowd “you’re not funnn” and tate’s biggest crowds ever are dead silent - it’s all because real fans can’t afford tickets anymore. concert crowds are just full of random people who can afford being there.