Static-Spider

From Earth-99248 | Tryin my best to be another Spider-guy! I go zap zap sometimes ⚡️⚡️ (Non-RP acc: @GreenArt18)

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Yo! This account was inspired by some oomfs who made accounts for their Spidersonas too.

I’ll post as much as I can rp-ing as Joey!

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Hey, so does any of y’all wanna hop over to my dimension? Squirrel Girl and I are making soft tacos.

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@Fleet_6327 Oh dang, that’s insane!
Let’s go!

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@Fleet_6327 Awe like guy got venom!

(Thank you for lmk. Timey-Wimey Dimensional things)

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@ShockingSpid Not if you went to another dimension!
Of just hide in a bunk for like a week. Idk man, I’m just giving you ideas 🤷‍♂️

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@ShockingSpid Okay, here’s what you do:
Create an electrical barrier around yourself, and run through the glass!

Then run like hell!

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@ShockingSpid Nice
Now what?

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Doreen wants to go to the Hellfire Gala… should I go with her?

(Dangerous question, I know)

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@Web_Phantom895 How about this:
I recieve: a bud to play card games with

You receive: another reason to be frustrated with the multiverse… also a good time!

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@Fleet_6327 Lmao 🤣
What’s the kiddo’s powers?

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@Fleet_6327 Aww
Lil hell raiser

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@Fleet_6327 That’s awesome!!
Which ones the wildest?

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I’m back!
Goddam I’m spent.
I was in space with the Fantastic Four! I saw things I didn’t wanna see…

Anyway, how’ve y’all been?!

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Sorry I’ve been a bit inactive!!
Shits been crazy in my world lately!

First Magneto was about to fuck with the earth’s axis. Stopped that thankfully!!

Then Galactis shows up!!! The god the FF was on earth this time!!
Christ it’s been one hell of month 😓😭

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My grandma is showing Doreen pics of me when I was a kid…

Kill me please.

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@Fleet_6327 You have problem involving school.

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@urlocalsymbiote I’ve learned that lesson

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So…
I used to date Electro…

I’m just gonna leave it at that.

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@urlocalsymbiote There was something about her that I liked at the time. Really she was a little unhinged and that drew me to her. I broke up with her cause she was being possessive. Word of advice, don’t do that in front of a theater 😅