Arcane Historian (ᛦᚱᛁᚴ) Aeric Dargor

♓️♉️♒️INFP5w4. Autistic. Antivax. Autosexual. Starseed. Anthroposophist. Alt Historian. Spec Evolutionist. Lifestyle Lovecraft Larper. Dangerously Opinionated.

[Arcane Historian (ᛦᚱᛁᚴ) Aeric Dargor @StationXMachina]

I’m just going to delete the app again. Nobody remembers me, nobody cares, and my timeline is raining bullshit from accounts that I don’t even follow.

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Pressed for Comment on Alleged Soros Ties, The Asteroid Evades Reporters' Questions by Veering Off Towards Proxima Centauri

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"It's Outrageous That a 700,000-Ton Celestial Body Can Be Turned Against the Interests of the Vast Majority of Americans" by "A Few Billionaire Donors:" Working-Class Activists Call For Asteroid Boycott

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"The Asteroid Sold Out, Plain & Simple:" Grassroots Groups Blame "Special Interest Groups" Lobbying For Continued Survival of Planetary Ecosphere

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BREAKING: Supporters "Heartbroken" as The Asteroid Narrowly Misses Earth, Dashing Its Presidential Hopes & Enraging Americans Nationwide

[Arcane Historian (ᛦᚱᛁᚴ) Aeric Dargor @StationXMachina]

💦💎🔆💎🎩I see Approved News 6 is dealing with subjects uncannily similar to what I have planned for my new YouTube series.🐉💥💎💦🔆

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Pressed for Comment, Professor of Conspiracy Studies Dra. Ángela Portillo Transmits Heavily Encrypted Databurst Steganographically Encoded in Cellular Background Noise Before Immediately Hanging Up Phone

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Researchers at the Bergstaller Center for Conspiracy Theory Blame Mysterious Explosion at the Geneva Vril Collider on "Vast Deep State Cabal" of Rockefellers, Masons, Bilderberg Group, & Illuminati Inner Circle

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High Priest of Jupiter Sopio Capax: "People These Days Have Forgotten the True Meaning of Saturnalia," "Let Us Hearken to the Golden Age of the Primordial King"

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"Put the Saturn Back in Saturnalia:" High Priest of Jupiter Sopio Capax Criticizes Consumerism as "Degenerate Postmodern Substitute" for "Wholesome Traditional Revelry"

[Arcane Historian (ᛦᚱᛁᚴ) Aeric Dargor @StationXMachina]

Also, the tweets that are filling my timeline are literal garbage. I’ve never even liked sports. Stop recommending shit about them.

[Arcane Historian (ᛦᚱᛁᚴ) Aeric Dargor @StationXMachina]

So, when exactly did this website become an endless scrawl of unsolicited tweets from accounts that I’m not even following? I miss being able to reach the end of my timeline.

[Arcane Historian (ᛦᚱᛁᚴ) Aeric Dargor @StationXMachina]

Currently bored, slightly hung over, and banned from all other social circles, so I suppose I’ll get back on Twitter.

[Arcane Historian (ᛦᚱᛁᚴ) Aeric Dargor @StationXMachina]

@GerryRzeppa (AYRA⚪️💀): Now we've got proof that the first shots were fired by the overhead helicopter. Not by the Branch Davidians and not by ATF, but by the helicopter that flew over and fired into the roof where the women and children were. And they killed kids in there too!

[Arcane Historian (ᛦᚱᛁᚴ) Aeric Dargor @StationXMachina]

(DETHRONED⚫️🩸): Someday, no man will be able to buy nor sell unless he has The Mark in his forehead or in his right hand 💻or⤵️ the name or the number of The Beast. We know that number: 666.

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[Arcane Historian (ᛦᚱᛁᚴ) Aeric Dargor @StationXMachina]

(CODON🔵🩸): Dr. Beyer's autopsy had noted a quarter-inch by half-inch hole in the back of Tommy's neck, just above the collar, and offered it as the exit wound for the .357 magnum bullet which supposedly killed Tommy.

[Arcane Historian (ᛦᚱᛁᚴ) Aeric Dargor @StationXMachina]

(THEICIDE⚪️🩸): I called Washington and advised them that I would need some time to look into this accusation. The Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) authorized my time and the investigation began.

[Arcane Historian (ᛦᚱᛁᚴ) Aeric Dargor @StationXMachina]

(CODON🔵🩸): You belong to the Seventh Day Adventist Church, right?

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(DOMINION🔴🩸): Hogan was the federal prosecutor in a large group of cases of the narco-terrorist street gang called the El Rukns.

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(VORTEX⚫️🔥): Last year at this time, the level of media hysteria surrounding April 19th did not reach the same high level that it has this year. What's different about this year? The answer is that the trial of Oklahoma bombing suspect Tim McVeigh is starting.