Statistician Trump

(parody) Lots of LOW-R^2 #DataScientists doing stats with Small #FakeWorldData! MAGA: Make Assumptions Great Again!! #epitwitter #statstwitter #rstats

[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

Sleepy Journal Editors don’t buy My Study because its “underpowered”?? Are we looking at the same tables?? My N is beautiful. P=.049. Total #HOAX Null was #rejected in favor of Alternative Fact! #easy #rstats #DataScience #epitwitter #EconTwitter #Statistics

[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

RCTs, Logistic Regressions, and Steel once made this country great and will make this country great again!!

#rstats #epitwitter #DataScience #MachineLearning #causal

[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

Manhattan DA statisticians are CORRUPT - planning to arrest me Tuesday before I can give me #ENAR2023 talk!! They know it will be very big and very beautiful! Sad! I call on every patriot at ENAR to protest!!

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[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

Giving possibly the Best Talk at ENAR in a few weeks. Nashville is a great place - lot’s of Patriots who are SICK of woke semiparametric theory! Big crime in Nashville (sad!) - no time to go soft on parametric assumptions 🇺🇸

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[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

@ben_golub The constitution NEVER MENTIONS the Axiom of Choice!! Activist Judges made it up! Hoax!!

[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

Only thing standing between America and Optimal Transport is Statistician Pete. Bumbling Buttigeg couldn’t build high speed rail between probability measures if his life depended on it! Sad!
#rstat #epitwitter #Mathematics #statstwitter #EconTwitter #MachineLearning

[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

Surprised this is not getting more attention!! (Left-wing bias ???) Sleepy Joe and the Democrats have been trying to find Y~X functional form for decades!! And i found it - holds for ANY x and y! They should give me the COPSS for this (they won’t!) ! #rstats #causal #epitwitter

[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

I fit a BEAUTIFUL poisson glm today with log link. Discovered Y ~ X mean functional form is exponential (and huge!) Running model on different datasets revealed the exponential form is highly transportable!!

#MakeAssumptionsGreatAgain

#epitwitter #rstats #DataScience

[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

I fit a BEAUTIFUL poisson glm today with log link. Discovered Y ~ X mean functional form is exponential (and huge!) Running model on different datasets revealed the exponential form is highly transportable!!

#MakeAssumptionsGreatAgain

#epitwitter #rstats #DataScience

[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

RCTs, Logistic Regressions, and Steel once made this country great and will make this country great again!!

#rstats #epitwitter #DataScience #MachineLearning #causal

[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

Lamestreet Media DEMENIZED ME for downloading JASA submissions on personal laptop (to make reviewing easier!). Now they find hundreds of manuscripts on TOP SECRET propensity score models in Biden’s office & crikets!! #epitwitter #statstwitter #EconTwitter #dataviz #DataScience

[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

No “surprise” Statistician McCarthy was elected. Predicted it using my very novel cubic spline approach!

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[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

Sad (and sick!) Socialists trying to ruin my talk! Not the first time! But they won’t stop me! Is this how you run an economy United Kingdom?? @EmbamexEUA

[CFE-CMStatistics @CFECMStatistics]

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[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

Flying to London to attend #CMstat @CFECMStatistics and present on t-statistics (t for Trump!). Jet blue on-board wifi is a joke!! Where did Biden’s “infrastructure” bill money go??

#AcademicTwitter #epitwitter #rstats #EconTwitter #Statistics #DataScience

[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

In 2024 we’ll defeat the pro-choice movement!

The constitution NEVER MENTIONS the Axiom of Choice!! Activist Judges made it up! #hoax. Nobody should have the right to choose an object from each of a seqwence of infinite sets!! #murder

#math #epitwitter #DataScientist #rstats

[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

In 2024 we’ll defeat the pro-choice movement!

The constitution NEVER MENTIONS the Axiom of Choice!! Activist Judges made it up! #hoax. Nobody should have the right to choose an object from each of a seqwence of infinite sets!! #murder

#math #epitwitter #DataScientist #rstats

[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

The only thing that can beat a bad guy packing an Auto Regressive model with 15 lag terms is a good guy packing an Auto Regressive model with 15 (or more!!) lag terms!

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[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

@instrumenthull Apple routinly removes my very great american papers from the App Store! But that never bothers #PoutyPete who is a deep-state Bayesian who doesn't believe in strong p-values.

[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

@PhDemetri Need to reject MANY NULLS in everyone’s backyard! Only way to make progress as a country!

[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

If we let Sleepy Bayesians take Georgia, they will take EVERYTHING. Kiss your constitutional first & second moment estimators goodbye.

All we will have is MCMC, which as we all know is BIG TIME socialism. Enough!!

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[Statistician Trump @StatisticianTr2]

My inverse-probability weights are the HUGE!! Way more bigly than any Democrat’s and THAT is exactly what suburban voters in Pennsylvania are looking for!

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