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On sale now: The second @stats_canada book, 150 Years of Stats Canada!: A Guide to Canada's Greatest Country (100.6% not affiliated with Statistics Canada).

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Christine Sinclair is 100% the GOAT

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.@fordnation retire bitch

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There is a 0% chance the all-Canadian division does not result in civil war

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@Alsadius Please unfollow us

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Sam Oosterhoff’s actions 100% spit in the face of every Ontarian who has made sacrifices for the greater good throughout this pandemic

[CTV News Toronto @CTVToronto]

In the now-deleted photos, Sam Oosterhoff, who serves as parliamentary assistant to Education Minister Stephen Lecce, is packed tightly with other people for several group photos.
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@trollson07 We don’t give a shit if you like it or not

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838 COVID cases today in Ontario and your elected officials are openly flaunting the rules and bragging about it on social media. Someone must be held accountable, @fordnation. @samoosterhoff must resign.

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We love a “do as I say, not as I do” government 👏🏻

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@LaDiavolina Doesn’t count

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@mangiacak3 See ya!

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Hockey is a better game if it's for everyone. Black Lives Matter

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Support @BlackGirlHockey today and make a donation to help make the game a more inclusive one for all
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This Sudbury born game show host is responsible for 61% of exported Canadian sass and captivates audiences every weeknight around the globe

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100% of Canadian kid’s Halloween costumes are under a coat right now

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We’ve changed our minds. We just want to know how many Shoppers Optimum points you have

[Globalnews.ca @globalnews]

Think your banking data is private?

For 500,000 Canadians, information like bill payments, cash withdrawals and etransfers will be made available to Stats Canada, if the agency’s requests are granted, @globalnews has exclusively learned.

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There’s a 73% chance that if you chant the name Gritty three times while looking into a mirror that he will appear behind you covered in blood

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Canadians are 39% faster and more proficient at sourcing non-American products at the grocery store since July 1st

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91% of Leafs fans are in favour of changing it from Dundas Street to Dubas Street

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Since the start of the Olympics the number of Canadian children that want to grow up to become Marie-Philip Poulin has risen by 29%