TheStatusTranslator

Send us the attention seeking status' that you see with a translation of what you really think they are suggesting - [email protected]

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Have all you attention-seeking cunts missed us? #StatusTranslate

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"Quoting Grime lyrics will gain me respect even though I'm a weedy, boring cunt." #Translated #wasteman #cravingattention

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"I'm desperate for female attention, hence why I have tweeted 16k times like a narcissistic cunt" #Translated #cunt

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#Cunt #Translated

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Introducing Dal Petchino, one of our main soldiers on the frontline of our war against attention seekers! #translated

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@fatuglynakedguy do you not have any cows you need to cuddle?... Or slaughter?.. #translated

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"Oh boys please notice how I have suddenly taken a liking to football" #HungryForCock #AllAboutTheCock #Translated

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"I'm in hospital guys! Am I hurt? Is a loved one hurt? Who knows!? Sympathy welcome." #Translated #AttentionSeeker

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'Maybe if I let everyone know that sometimes I use recreational drugs, more people will swipe right' #translated

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"Guys look how much I love animals! I love them so much I want them served with mash potato!" #Translated #Hypocrite

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Guess who's back.... #Translated #NoOneIsSafe

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The irony 😔

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"I feel inadequate. Please give me attention to boost my ever-lessening self-esteem." #Translated

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"I'm really desperate for attention, so I'll ask you all a vague question and pray for a response." #Translated

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"Look at this breathtaking sunset of me half naked. If you look really closely, you can see my flange." #Translated

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#throwbackthursday #tbt #cunt

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"This is cringey, but I'm still gonna post it for attention. Praying for a retweet to boost my ego too." #Translated

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"It's just hurtful when people insult me. It erodes my soul. I'll use Twitter to raise my self esteem." #Translated

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"Guys I'm getting my ear pierced. Guys I'm getting my ear pierced. Guys I got my ear pierced... Guys?.." #Translated

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"Day 3, I have travelled hours just for this very moment. Look at my luscious garden of pubes." #Translated