Adam Staunton blue tick

Hello this is my bio I hope you enjoyed reading it ok bye

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Random bits in films I'll never forget:

1) "Diplomatic Immunity!"

*gets shot in the head*

"It's just been revoked"

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The thing that bugs me about Christmas themed porn is how due to scheduling commitments most of it is filmed in Summer

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@werfma Haha hope you're ok too mate

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Saw this mural on County Road, probably the most impressive thing in Walton that isn't my dick

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The fucking FLOOD of influencers rushing to make a 'pov: trump during the assassination' vids 😂

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Made a song about milfs

[your boy @DavidABuster]

*to a sobbing woman* is there a mr. carriage

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Just took my dead Nan to vote, forgot to bring her I.D tho so she was turned away 😓 "as dead as Thatcher!" I shouted, pounding her urn onto the ballot table, no one cheered 😓

[Tom Lawrinson @TomLawrinson]

When people give fake answers at comedy nights

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Lil clip from last Friday @HWCCLiverpool

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Fish girlfriends be like "babe if I was a worm would you eat me?"

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Done a lil rap cos I'm bored

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I think Hunter Biden looking good for his age is proof that crack don't crack

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Clocking the regulars when you redownload Hinge

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Leaving implications aside 'Princess of lesser mortals' sounds like a cool character in GOT

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Guys is it sexist to say "nice ass, bitch" to a bitch that has a nice ass?

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Christ hasn't the cow suffered enough?

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Cleverly demands probe after police car hits cow https://t.co/UyvFDn8P7H

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As a self diagnosed adhder sometimes I block/unfollow people cos I get it into my head that they don't like me, then they realise I've unfollowed them and don't like me anyway ☺️

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Oh to be an unlicensed vape seller outside Anfield right now

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Made me spit out my water reading but tbf that might be the e coli too

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Sandwich maker Greencore recalls products due to potential presence of E.coli, Asda says.

Read more 🔗 https://t.co/11vkBJIPV3

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I once had a spicy pepper and I cried but I was almost happy I cried because the extra moisture was nice I kept trying to cry onto my tongue

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

I had lunch with a white friend where I put sriracha on my rice & he wanted to try it bc he never tried sriracha before

After 1 bite, his face turned bright red, he started sweating & ran off to chug milk bc it was too spicy for him

Most white people can’t handle spicy