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just shooting the shit

[Stauzie @StauzieKay]

my mom sent me a bible for christmas. should i block her?

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Hey if you’re having a bad day, Andrew Tate was crying in court

Hope this helps 🥰

[🔪 (they/them) @em0dads_]

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

killing people in cold blood to resolve policy is precisely how america was founded, actually lol

[james tom @jestom]

new workout goal is to have a body where after I commit a crime, the media posts my shirtless pics and everyone's like WOW

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage.

The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.”

It’s about control.

[Stauzie @StauzieKay]

lol how come no one told me presale is more expensive? am i dumb? 💀

[Stauzie @StauzieKay]

told this guy that i was going to see kendrick in inglewood and he looked at me like i was insane.

like i should rather travel to seattle to see this show?? absolutely not

he’s going to put his foot in that show, i just need to be in the room

[Stauzie @StauzieKay]

did i drop wayyy too much money on kendrick tickets today? yes

but still no regrets lmao

[harrison (///) @harrisondubay]

joe biden pardoning his son is something i could imagine giving a shit about in the universe where we didn’t elect a felon rapist

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

This is what you’re supposed to do when someone is convicted of rape.

[Dreamweasel @Dreamweasel]

TEN MORE WAYS TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH YOUR TRUMP-SUPPORTING RELATIVES AT THANKSGIVING

10. Express relief that they were able to safely arrive at Thanksgiving dinner without being attacked by lawless migrants terrorizing the suburbs

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Conservatives: trans women must use the men’s bathroom!

Trans men: So we have to use the women’s bathroom?

Conservatives: who the fuck are you

[Jen (ESC) 🇨🇦❤️🦋 @Smil3yAngel]

I have never once, in my 45 years of living, been harassed in a bathroom by a trans female.

However, I have been harassed by a man walking down the street minding my own business many, many, many, many times.

Gender neutral bathrooms aren't the problem.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

[Loky @lokymann]

shutting the fuck up. im not even joking either.

[Кобзар 🇨🇦🇺🇦☦️ @CanadianKobzar]

The First Lady Elonia is fat, can’t jump, has hair plugs and has had jawline gender affirming surgery. Your move fat boy.