Captain Runtz

[Captain Runtz @StaxxAFool]

@PETTYLEVELPOST What old messages 🤔 the thread and number have been deleted 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

[Captain Runtz @StaxxAFool]

@ J Mulholland 😔

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

i hate when a black person is a coon. breaks my heart everytime

[ดาวพลูโต🌙 @Pluto6363]

เดี๋ยวพี่…
นี่ไม่ใช่หัวหนู…

[﹆ @flowzki]

those long calls where you guys start sharing pictures in between ..

“ i just sent it to you”

where ? on which app

😍😮‍💨 >>>>>

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

Not every guy is replaceable. Watch how you treat a good nigga.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Therapist: "There is a tiger in you"

The tiger in me:

[Captain Runtz @StaxxAFool]

😂

[bhliq @nihilistnrcotik]

why me

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That loud whistle people do with their fingers in their mouths.

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Most niggas dating one

[Thato @Tidoo_Wax]

I didn't find you so I gave the money to your wife😭🥲

[Captain Runtz @StaxxAFool]

Who wanna go to Lardente?

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Her: Our relationship is over

Me: Our relationship is what? Over

[Captain Runtz @StaxxAFool]

Allergies 🤧

[Captain Runtz @StaxxAFool]

Im trying plan a Universal Studios trip and idk where to start 😭

[Captain Runtz @StaxxAFool]

Me last year 😭

[cold eba @coldeba_dgaf]

Calling your age mate “mommy” because she has big fair breast is completely valid btw

[cold eba @coldeba_dgaf]

Calling your age mate “mommy” because she has big fair breast is completely valid btw

[Null @Vhoyde]

Women would get very angry. They'd be calling every man gay.

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

look at him in his tiny spacecraft

[` @ymmayerr]

I think we should replace every data center with a cat café.

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

I ain’t soft launching shit. Mommy mommy mommy